Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Billi Pod Says==>Bring On The Boston FuckSox (again)

First, before baseball ... let me report on ...


Yesterday’s staged reading of La BELLA FAMILIA, directed by my FaceBook friend David Lee, was interesting. Of course the play needs work but I am glad I got a chance to see it.


When the show was over Billi Pod took advantage of the awesome weather and walked back to PHC, a distance of about 2 miles.


Along the way I stopped at several shoe stores, trying to find my leisure-shoe-of-choice, Reebok Custom White, but had to visit 4 stores before I found one that was in my size, 9 1/2.


I know ... I know ... many of you otherwise loyal and faithful readers are asking yourselves ... “self, why does that egomaniacal asshole think I give a flying f**k about what shoe he likes and/or when and where he buys it?”


Good question. And ... the answer simply is==>Billi Pod writes this blog for himself, so ... there ... live with it ...


Anyway ... When I got back to PHC I opted not to go out to a movie. Instead, Billi Pod stayed in and watched the YANKEES/ORIOLES game.


The Bronx Bombers won 3-2 behind another stellar outing from Freddy Garcia, who went 6 innings, giving up only 1 run on 2 hits. Hopefully this sealed his place in the 5-man rotation.


The winning runs came on another homer off the bat of Nick Swisher, who has been hitting really well of late. Keep it up Swish ...


Tonight Billi Pod will stay in and watch==>YANKEES/BOSTON FUCKSOX at the fetid cesspool known as Fenway Park.


Our ace CC Sabathia will be on the mound. His last outing against The FuckSox was dismal. Phil Hughes will pitch on Wednesday and then ... gasp and barf ... AJ Burnett aka Loser Boi on Thursday.


A-Rod is out of the lineup due to an injured thumb and Jeter is iffy due to a right knee contusion. Barf!!


In the name fair and unbiased reporting Billi Pod must report that The Yankees have basically sucked dog dicks against The FuckSox this season, compiling a putrid record of only 2 wins versus 10 losses. We have 6 games remaining, this 3-game series in The Cesspool and then the last 3 regular season home-games in Yankee Stadium, The House That Greed And Ego Built.


Guys==>listen up==>if we have any hope of winning the AL East we gotta win at least 4 out of those 6 games. Otherwise, it is going to be The Wild Card.


So==>man up and beat those retards on their home turf ...


Oh, in response to a couple of kinda snarky emails ... yes, Billi Pod knows that it is a long season etc. etc. etc. ... but ... remember ... to an avid Yankee fan a Yankee/FuckSox game is akin to Gators/’Noles, repeated 18 times, so ...


GO YANKEES AND GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.”

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