Hello Again!! Yes, my loyal and faithful readers, I am alive and well in New York City, The Greatest City in the World and Billi Pod is totally without legitimate reasons for not posting to this blog since Sunday, November 28th. My bad!!
Oh, I have some excuses, like: “The Gator’s Suck Blues” or “The Cold Weather Blahs” or “A Runny Nose Dripping” but they are all so lame that I won’t bore you with them. To make matters worse, I have been posting daily on my FaceBook Wall. Oh well ... I do appreciate the emails, texts and messages of concern. I will try to do better in the future - I promise.
I have been doing the usual things and stuff up here. Yes, it has been cold and very windy. I have also just finished compiling the stats for the month of November and they are pretty awesome, in my opinion. I will post them either later tonight or tomorrow and you can decide.
A kinda strange thing happened a couple of nights ago as I was sitting in front of this ‘puter trying to mentally compose a blog update. What, you are no doubt breathlessly asking? Well, suddenly out of my head spewed a whole series of random comedic and bizarre thoughts and observations that had no sequences or relationship to one another, it was just ... out they came, one after another. I actually felt almost possessed.
Where they came from I have no idea but I feverishly made a list and have posted them, 100% unedited, on my FaceBook Wall in the order I wrote them down, starting with last Saturday’s posting.
I call them: “Musings from THE MIND OF BILLI POD (a memoir in progress)” and here are the first 3 so you will be up-to-date:
“An Atlas Shrugged is akin to an Okra Winfrey.”
“Joshua fought and won the Battle of Jericho despite being uncircumcised.”
“No matter where you were born, daylight savings time is worth two in the bush.”
Yes, I am afraid you will have to live with this list in subsequent postings for quite some time.
Tonight’s entertainment event is --
7:00==>THE EXTRAORDINARY ORDINARY-“follows a group of friends as they face the challenges of life in Manhattan and reveals how one life-altering event forces each of them to discover the extraordinary beauty in the most ordinary of days.” At a theatre on my block.
BREAKING NEWS==>Gators vs. Penn State in the Outback Bowl. With the woeful seasons both of these teams had it could actually be called the Toilet Bowl. Would I go if I was in Florida? Oh hell yes!!!!
GO GATORS!!
Billi Pod
“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”
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Yeah, you're back. Missed your column. rap
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