To: Kathryn N. Bendeck aka Kathi; John Bendeck, MD aka Dr. John; William A. Norris, III aka Billyboy aka The Bill; Alexander Falletta aka Army Guy aka Lex; Gina Falletta; and, Christopher Falletta aka Topher (should he change his plans).
From: The Supreme Court of The Clan of Norris - Chaired in absentia by the Beloved Ruby Morris Norris
Re: Order and Directions for Time Frame December 23 to 27, 2010
Based on past history and other considerations and in order to maintain the integrity and reputation of The Clan of Norris, it is hereby:
ORDERED AND ADJUDGED that:
1. If one William A. Norris, Jr., DOB 4/23/34, aka Dad aka Granddaddy aka Billi Pod utters the phrase :
“...LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THAT...”
or any similar phrase, at anytime, under any circumstances, you, individually and/or collectively, MUST immediately and without hesitation respond loudly and directly, with:
“SHUT THE FUCK UP!!”
2. You must continue with the above response until the aforesaid William A. Norris, Jr., does indeed SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Herein failith not under dire consequences only the undersigned can and will administer.
Signed: The Supreme Court of The Clan of Norris - Chaired in absentia by the Beloved Ruby Morris Norris
1 comment:
As long as the Order and Directions don't include any such limitations on Billi Pod's blog, I won't file an appeal! Anyhow, the Clan has probably already heard the good stories at least "two or three times," but your faithful readers outside the Clan haven't, and we wait with bated breath for the next edition. Merry Christmas. R
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