Sunday, May 29, 2011

Billi Pod & Calvin Say==>Females = Cooties!!

Good afternoon my loyal and faithful readers. It is a beautiful day in The Big Apple, The Greatest City In The World.


Before I begin giving you my usual daily update I need to respond to the torrent of female and feminazi emails, texts, posts and messages I received regarding my reference in yesterday’s post to the connection between females and cootie infestations.


Laydeez ... this fact has been known by the male sex from the beginning-of-time and is passed down from father-to-son, generation after generation. Need further proof? Calvin is never wrong ...









Billi Pod rests his case!!


Now on to other things and stuff, like Billi Pod’s report cards on yesterday’s so-so doubleheader ...


KNICKERBOCKER==>B-<==parts were funny, parts not. Good acting. 15 minutes too long. Worth seeing with comp. ticket.


NARRATOR 1==>C-<==decent acting but incomprehensible story line. 7 person cast vs. 10 people total in audience. Awkward!! Needs serious cutting. Be warned.


And, yet another night of failure for The Yankees as Mo gives up the winning run in the bottom of the 12th. Not pretty. Both teams wasted numerous scoring opportunities. The game wasn’t over until ... gasp ... 2:30am (EST). Yes, Billi Pod watched it until the bitter and frustrating end.


Today The Wankies hope to avoid a sweep as they rely on their ace CC Sabathia.

Today’s entertainment event is ...


2:00==>CRADLE AND ALL - “Annie and Nate have a baby who won't sleep. Claire and Luke are losing sleep over the decision to get married and start a family. In adjacent Brooklyn Heights apartments, this is a comedic look at love, sex, commitment and parenthood.” (Off Broadway - complimentary ticket)


Have very mixed feelings about this. We will see.


Will come back to PHC and watch the 4:15pm (EST) YANKEES/SEATTLE game. Not sure if I will try to catch a movie later or not.


GO YANKEES AND GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.”

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