Sunday, October 17, 2010

Billi Pod Says==>Barf, Puke, Vomit!!

On this beautiful early fall Sunday Billi Pod is in recovery from the two puke-inducing sports events of yesterday==> Hughes’ implosion in the Yankees 2-7 loss to the Rangers and==>the Gators painfully inept 7-10 loss to Redneck State University aka Mississippi State.


Spent a goodly part of the morning just walking around PHC sucking my thumb, then I called my longtime friend Gil Goshorn, who lives in Gainesville, seeking his sage advice, comfort and solace, but that only partially worked. Dammit, still in a major funk.


Hold on there. I want no emails, texts, calls etc of the “It’s Only A Game,” variety. No it’s not!! Send them at your own peril==>You Are So Warned!!


Anyhoo, one thing for certain==>there will be no sporting events today, so ...


3:00==>BROADWAY ORIGINALS! @ Town Hall-“an unforgettable afternoon of songs and memories featuring the original performers reprising the roles they created on Broadway.”


Immediately afterwards I will catch a movie==>the newly released RED starring Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich and others as retired spies forced back into action.


Oh yes, Billi Pod needs to see older people causing mayhem, gore and chaos. Oh yes!!


GO YANKEES AND GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”

BMS-11

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