Friday, September 2, 2011

Billi Pod Says==>Take That FuckSox!!

Well, Billi Pod is required to report, in the name of fair and unbiased reporting, that last night AJ Burnett aka Loser Boi probably pitched well enough to save his job in the 5-man rotation, at least for the remainder of the regular season


Loser Boi went 5 1/3 innings giving up 2 runs on just 5 hits. The Yankees win 4-2 when Mo, who again pitched into and then out of trouble, strikes out baseball’s leading hitter, Adrain Gonzalez, in the bottom of 9th with the bases loaded. Take that FuckSox!!


It was an interesting, nail-biting game, even if you aren’t a Yankee or a FuckSox fan.


We are now back in a virtual tie for first place in the AL East.


Billi Pod’s entertainment event is ... tada ...

7:05==>YANKEES/TORONTO @ Yankee Stadium, The House That Greed And Ego Built.


Ivan Nova will be on the mound, going for his 15th win. Not bad for a rookie.


This will be the first game of a 6-game home stand and Billi Pod will be at 5 of them.


Folks, I think I have some statistical support for my feelings of unrest and basic unhappiness with what I have seen at Yankee Stadium thus far this season. Here are the stats for the past three years for Billi Pod’s games-in-attendance through August ...


2009 - 21 wins, 13 losses = .618

2010 - 27 wins, 14 losses = .659

2011 - 16 wins, 17 losses = .484


I’m sorry guys, but I ain’t paying $70 per game to watch a below .500 team. This isn’t Baltimore, Miami or Houston==>it’s The Yankee Universe located in The Bronx.


I know that most of my seat mate buddies share the same feelings. Lots of talk about not renewing for 2012 regardless of what happens for the remainder of this season.


OK, thanks for letting me share my angst with you loyal and faithful readers out there in the vast hinterlands.

In closing Billi Pod must respond to an email from Fred Faust, a loyal and faithful reader, who writes:

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Hey, Billy Pod, choose one:


1. Reading Dick Cheney’s Memoir “In My Time” or,


2. Having a root canal without anesthesia/pain killers.


Which one?

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This is a no-brainer Freddy==>Billi Pod would have a root canal and then have all of his teeth pulled, without anesthesia, before he would even read the introduction to Darth Vader's sick piece of revisionist crap.


You are welcome!!


Have a happy and enjoyable Labor Day holiday!!


GO YANKEES AND GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.”

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