Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Ten Things to Know About Tim Tebow

1. When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Tim Tebow.


2. Superman's only weakness is kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at him for having a weakness.


3. Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.


4. Tim Tebow counted to infinity. Twice.


5. When Google can't find something it asks Tim Tebow for help.


6. Tim Tebow is the reason Osama is hiding.


7. Tim Tebow can dribble a football.


8. Tim Tebow sleeps with a flashlight. Not because he is afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of him.


9. Tim Tebow doesn't do push ups. He pushes down the earth.


10. If at first you don't succeed, you aren't Tim Tebow


For many many more Tebowisms check out: www.tebowisms.net/


I report - you decide.


Go Gators and Go Yankees!!


Billi Pod

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”


PS: Hopefully tonight the Yankees will win game 4 and advance to The World Series.



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