Men vs. Women - a biased report

In the name of fair and impartial reporting I have to share with you, my loyal and faithful readers, something that is making the internet rounds, obviously written and circulated by the Feminazi crowd who are still having problems dealing with the inherent differences between males and females. This is it:



He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said .. . You wear pants don't you?

He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it, "I do not."

Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

Even though my responsibility is to report and then leave it to you well-educated and unbiased readers to form your own opinion(s), I do feel it is appropriate for me, just this once, to make the following "personal" observation:

With that, I still only report - you decide.

Billi Pod

March 18, 2009 - 19 Years of Sobriety

Today is a very important day for me because it is the anniversary of my 19th year of sobriety. As I reflect on the events of the past 19 years it is apparent to me that much has changed in me, almost all of it for the better.

I guess the most important change has been my ability to live my life by one of the fundamental teachings of Alcoholics Anonymous, that is, "One Day At A Time." This concept was totally foreign to me prior to March 18, 1990. Now, on reflection, it was the major thing that saved me during that first tumultuous and frightening year when it seemed that my world was crashing down around me. People who I thought were my friends were calling for my resignation, my young grandchildren were being approached by aggressive reporters and my home was being picketed by the KKK.

I think I survived, especially during that first terrible year, because I came to believe that my Higher Power, whom I choose to call God, would not deal me more than I could handle on any one day. I also began to make my way through the AA program by working the suggested 12 Steps Of Recovery, which are:

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1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol - that our lives had become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God, as we understood Him.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.

8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all of our affairs.
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As I have written before, at my retirement party in January 1995 I made reference to the role of Alcoholics Anonymous in my recovery by reading the following from the book called "Twenty-Four Hours A Day" --
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YESTERDAY, TOMORROW, AND TODAY

“There are two days in every week about which we should not worry, two days which should be kept from fear and apprehension. One of these days is yesterday, with its mistakes and cares, its faults and blunders, its aches and pains. Yesterday has passed forever beyond our control. All the money in the world cannot bring back yesterday. We cannot undo a single act we performed. We cannot erase a single word we said. Yesterday is gone beyond recall.

The other day we should not worry about is tomorrow, with its possible adversities, its burdens, its large promise, and perhaps its poor performance. Tomorrow is also beyond our immediate control. Tomorrow's sun will rise, either in splendor or behind a mask of clouds, but it will rise. Until it does, we have no stake in tomorrow, for it is as yet unborn.

This leaves only one day - today. Any one can fight the battles of just one day. It is only when you and I add the burden of those two awful eternity's, yesterday and tomorrow that we break down. It is not the experience of today that drives us mad. It is the remorse or bitterness for something which happened yesterday or the dread of what tomorrow may bring. Let us therefore do our best to live but one day at a time.” Twenty-Four Hours a Day, July 29, 30, and 31
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This is how I have attempted to live my life for the past 6,935 days.

I deeply regret that 5 dear friends, David Patterson, Ray Coker, Marvin Mounts, Tom Macdonald, and Randy Bentley, who were with me at the beginning of my first steps toward recovery, are no longer able to share with me the wonderment of these 6,935 days lived One Day At A Time. I miss you guys, I really do. I also must add that none of this time in recovery would have been possible without the continued support of my family and so many of you loyal and faithful readers. Thank you so very much.

To my NYC AA buddies, and you know who you are, thank you for allowing me to stand beside you during these difficult and trying times. Together we will survive, in sobriety.

In closing - not to preach but aren’t the 12 Steps and One Day At A Time, in and of themselves, pretty good guides to living a meaningful and manageable life?

I report - you decide.

Bill

Billi Pod's Next 13 Days in the Big Apple

Good afternoon everyone. Wow!! In checking my daily log I find that I have already scheduled entertainment events for 12 out of the 13 upcoming days. Wow!! And, what an interesting array of events, so ... without further delay, this is Billi Pod’s upcoming schedule, starting with tonight:

Thursday - March 12 - 8:00 - “Rumspringa” - Off Broadway. “On a cold December night, 57 year old married software executive, Steve meets 28 year old surfer, Brandon on Southwest flight 1049 from LAX to Chicago. Brandon is on his way to visit a love interest, Cecily, an expatriate riverboat casino blackjack dealer living in Joliet, Illinois. Meanwhile, an ominous rave party is percolating in a nearby Indiana cornfield - organized by a large group of rebellious Amish teenagers. These events set the stage for "Rumspringa", a dark comedy that explores the temptation in all of us to see what it's like on the outside of our own lives - and what can be gained or lost through such an exploration.” (complimentary ticket).

Friday - 8:00 - “The Unseen” - Off Broadway. “The Unseen is a psychological potboiler about two prisoners trying to crack the code of their cryptic imprisonment by a brutal, totalitarian regime. Only familiar to each other by their voices, the two men keep each other mentally and emotionally going through the cell walls as they share stories of their interrogations and torture, putting the pieces together about who their captors are and what it would take to get out. The puzzle is further complicated with the introduction of a new prisoner placed near them who only poses more questions than answers.” (complimentary ticket).

Saturday - 8:00 - “Christine Jorgensen Reveals” - Off Broadway. “Christine Jorgensen was born George Jorgensen, Jr. on May 30th, 1926 to unsuspecting middle-class Danish-American parents in the Bronx. She was drafted into an unsuspecting United States Army where she served out her time at a desk at Fort Dix in New Jersey from 1948 to 1950. She then flew to Copenhagen, Denmark where she was re-born as Christine Jorgensen, the first American transsexual. In 1958 Christine Jorgensen walked into a recording studio in New York and allowed herself to be interviewed - for 51 minutes. Arguably the most revealing, truthful and riveting 51 minutes ever set down on vinyl. Christine Jorgensen Reveals is a one-man-tour-de-force-painstakingly-accurate-reincarnation of those searing and revolutionary 51 minutes.” (complimentary ticket).

Sunday - 3:00 - “Reasons to be Pretty” - Broadway. “Neil LaBute's bristling new comic drama transfers to Broadway. Americas obsession with physical beauty is confronted headlong in this challenging new play. A tight-knit social circle is thrown into turmoil when Greg's offhanded remarks about a female coworkers pretty face (and his girlfriend's lack thereof) get back to said girlfriend. He and his friends are forced to confront a sea of deceit, infidelity and betrayed trust in their journey to answer that oh-so-American question: How much is pretty worth?” (discounted TDF ticket).

I saw this show during its Off Broadway run and liked it a lot. It will be interesting to see how it transfers to Broadway.

Monday - 8:00 - “Distinguished Concert Series” @ Alice Tully Hall. This Lincoln Center venue has undergone a multi-year renovation and has just re-opened. It is now breathtakingly beautiful and this will be my first visit since it reopened a couple of weeks ago. The concert will feature The Kansas City Chorale and The Phoenix Chorale. (complimentary ticket).

Tuesday - 8:00 - “Hedda Gablor” - Broadway. This is the press blurb: “Mary-Louise Parker heads the cast this new Broadway production of Henrik Ibsen's masterpiece. A woman of dangerous independence restrained by a conventional marriage, the newly married Hedda mourns the freedom and excitement of her former life by indulging in a cruel game, amusing herself with the misfortune she inflicts on those around her.” (Roundabout Theatre subscription series).

The show has gotten generally favorable reviews.

Wednesday - this is an important day for me because it is the anniversary of my 19th year of sobriety. Will write much more about this later.

7:30 - New York Philharmonic @ Avery Fisher Hall. This is the program: “Israeli percussion duo PercalDu is featured in the U.S. premiere of ‘Spices, Perfumes, Toxins!,’ a flamboyant concerto by Avner Dorman, conducted by Zubin Mehta. Assuring that no one on stage feels left out of the action, the program is completed with Bartok's Concerto for Orchestra.” (subscription series)

Thursday - 8:00 - “The Toxic Avenger” - Off Broadway. “He's New Jersey's first Superhero and he takes to the stage in this rock 'n roll monster of a comedy. Thrown into a vat of toxic goo by two bullies, a mild-mannered science student named Melvin Ferd the Third is reborn as a one-of-a-kind environmental crusader, The Toxic Avenger! Armed with superhuman strength and a heart as big as Newark, he's out to save New Jersey, end global warming and woo the prettiest, blindest librarian in town.” (discounted TDF ticket).

This sounds like a lot of fun, doesn’t it?

Friday - 8:00 - I have been invited to the final performance of “Enter Laughing” at the York Theater and it includes an invitation to the closing night party with the cast and crew. This will be the 7th time I have seen the show since it first appeared at the York Theater 2 1/2 years ago as a staged reading. I am going to miss it. I had previously scheduled a Chorale Concert at Avery Fisher Hall so I will give the ticket to the nice lady who lives on my floor (not in 1-B).

Saturday - 8:00 - “Joe Turner’s Come and Gone” - Broadway. This is the second play of August Wilson’s Century Cycle - “Set in 1911, Joe Turner's Come and Gone tells the story of Herald Loomis who, after serving seven years hard labor, journeys North with his young daughter and arrives at a Pittsburgh boarding house filled with memorable characters who aid him in his search for his inner freedom.” (discounted TDF ticket).

I think this is the 3rd preview performance.

Sunday - March 22 - open at the moment (How can this be, you ask? Just give me time - it will be filled. I promise.)

Monday - 8:00 - “Rock of Ages” - Broadway. This show had a very successful run Off Broadway and I saw it with Sandy Mullon of Anna Maria, FL, during her brief visit in the City last summer. It has now transferred to Broadway and is in very early previews. The press blurb is: “In 1987 on the Sunset Strip, a small town girl met a big city rocker and in LA's most famous rock club, they fell in love to the greatest songs of the 80s. It's Rock of Ages , an arena-rock love story told through the mind-blowing, face-melting hits of Journey, Bon Jovi, Styx, Reo Speedwagon, Pat Benatar, Foreigner, Twisted Sister, Poison, Asia, Whitesnake and many more. Don't miss this awesomely good time about dreaming big, playing loud and partying on.” (discounted TDF ticket).

Tuesday - 8:00 - “Why Torture is Wrong, and the People who Love Them” - Off Broadway. “Back at The Public for another world premiere of a new play, Christopher Durang turns political humor upside down with this raucous and provocative satire about Americas growing homeland "insecurity. The play tells the story of a young woman suddenly in crisis: Is her new husband, whom she married when drunk, a terrorist? Or just crazy? Or both? Is her father's hobby of butterfly collecting really a cover for his involvement in a shadow government? Why does her mother enjoy going to the theater so much? Does she seek mental escape, or is she insane? Honing in on our private terrors both at home and abroad, Durang oddly relieves our fears in this black comedy for an era of yellow, orange, and red alerts.” (discounted TDF ticket).

I know, I know - I have many times observed that when works are described as either a “dark” comedy or a “black” comedy, the result is 99.9% of the time much much more dark/black than comedic. I have a gut feeling that this show will fall in the “love-it or hate-it” category. We will see.

So, in closing, my loyal and faithful readers, you are now up-to-date on Billi Pod’s entertainment schedule for the next 13 days.

I have also almost completed a posting about the past week’s entertainment frenzy, which I will post tomorrow, hopefully.

Go Gators and Go Yankees!!

Billi Pod

Saturday - A Big Apple Weekend

The weather this morning in The Big Apple is awesome. It is now 58 degrees. Just 4 days ago it was in the single digits. Wow!! I really have an interesting weekend of entertainment activities scheduled, and this is what it looks like:

Saturday - 2:00 - “Tales of an Urban Indian” - Off Broadway. The show is playing downtown at The Public Theater and has received very good advance buzz - “Acclaimed Canadian writer and performer Darrell Dennis tells the semi-autobiographical tale of a young Indian man, Simon Douglas. From living life on the "Rez" to navigating the mean streets of Vancouver's east side, Dennis weaves a funny and stirring story of identity, discovery, choice and self-respect.” (complimentary ticket).

8:00 - “Some Enchanted Evening” - Off Broadway. This musical concert is performed at the St. Bartholomew Church Theater, located on Park Avenue, between 50th and 51st Street, just blocks away from my apartment. I have seen several programs at this venue and they have all been very good. This is the press blurb: “Join The St. Bart's Players for an uplifting revue featuring music from the world's best-loved musicals, including Carousel, Oklahoma, South Pacific, The Sound of Music, Cinderella, and more. This tribute to Broadway icons Rodgers & Hammerstein celebrates the songs and lyrics that have forever defined musical theater.” (complimentary ticket).

Sunday - I will meet up with Justin Pifer and his parents, who are visiting from Pennsylvania, to see a matinee performance of The Tony Award winning Broadway musical “In The Heights” - This is the blurb from TimeOut New York: “This bouncy barrio musical has plenty of good old-fashioned Broadway heart, and that heart has a thrilling new beat: the invigorating pulse of modern Latin rhythms, mixed with the percussive dynamism of hip-hop. The fast dancing ensemble cast and joyous score give classic musical-theater themes a contemporary urban twist.”

Justin was able to score complimentary tickets for us. I am sooooooo happy about finally getting to see this show.

7:30 - “Hair” - Broadway. This will be an early preview performance of the show that had a sold-out run last summer at the performance space is Central Park. This is the press blurb - With a score including such enduring musical numbers as "Let the Sunshine In," "Aquarius," "Hair" and "Good Morning Starshine," Hair depicts the the birth of a cultural movement in the 60's and 70's that changed America forever: the musical follows a group of hopeful, free-spirited young people who advocate a lifestyle of pacifism and free-love in a society riddled with intolerance and brutality during the Vietnam War. As they explore sexual identity, challenge racism, experiment with drugs and burn draft cards, the "tribe" in Hair creates an irresistible message of 'hope' that continues to resonate with audiences 40 years later.” (discounted TDF ticket).

I saw “Hair” when it was first on Broadway 40 years ago, early in its run, and have a funny story to share, which I will do in the next posting.

OK, have things to do before I begin my theater binge.

Oh, the local papers have reported that Florida State may have to forfeit up to 14 games, lose some scholarships and be on probation for 4 years for a “wide-spread academic cheating scandal.” Sorry, Bobby, but it looks like you will have to coach until you are at least 90 to catch Joe Paterno in total victories. Actually, the Gator Nation hopes you will stick around at least that long, hopefully, longer ... you da' man!!!!

Go Gators!!

Billi Pod

Tuesday - Why Billi Pod Is A Reverse Snowbird

It is bitterly cold out and the snow accumulations remain. The Off Broadway show I had scheduled for tonight, “Hell’s Kitchen The Musical,” was canceled after the producer withdrew the complimentary tickets from my ticket service because the show’s ticket sales had taken off following a cast appearance on The Today Show. Oh, well. It was OK with me because the theater is located in Chelsea on the far westside, a long long walk from the subway station.

This has given me an opportunity to prepare my activities summary for the month of February, and in doing so I was somewhat surprised to discover that I had failed to post a summary for January. Why I don’t know. This “discovery” gave me an opportunity to reflect on why this southern born and raised retiree lives in New York City during the winter, rather than in warmer Florida. I will post some thoughts on this later, but first, the activities for February 2009 --

In checking my daily log (log, not diary - real guys don’t keep diaries), I find that during the month of February 2009 I did/saw/attended the following: 5 Broadway shows (33 Variations, The Story of My Life, Will Ferrell’s You’re Welcome America. A Final Night with George W. Bush, Blithe Spirits, and Impressionism); 18 Off Broadway shows; 5 classical music concerts (The New York Philharmonic and The London Philharmonic); and 2 movies (Doubt and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button).

I think the entertainment highlight of the month was being able to score tickets for future tapings of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report.

I had a negative result from my semi-annual HIV test and that is always good news,

I was able to spend some quality time with: student/bartender/manager Scott Reed and also with Scott’s Dad Stan from Lakeland; and, recent Penn State graduate and now a Big Apple resident Justin Allen Pifer.

On the “strange” side was the discovery early in the month that a prostitution ring had been operating out of apartment 1-B on my floor. See the February 1st posting for details.

I also received notification from the Yankees that I would only receive a 20 game partial season ticket package, but, as you now know, that was upgraded yesterday to a 41 game package. Go Yankees!! (Oh, and an aside to my oldest grandson Alex - today I verified that the offer was legitimate and not some scam operation).

Even though the weather for the entire month was cold and nasty there was only 1, repeat, 1 night during the month when I stayed in the apartment without going out to some entertainment event during the day/evening. That, my loyal and faithful readers is, in my humble opinion, an awesome statistic.

OK, now that we have those stats in hand, let me plug in the stats for January to give a 2 month total for January and February as follows:

7 Broadway shows; 35 Off Broadway shows; 8 classical music concerts; and, 4 movies. I stayed in the apartment 7 nights without going out to some entertainment event during the day/evening (bad weather and watching the BCS Championship game and The Super Bowl). I posted a total of 19 times to this blog.

And, this is what the next 5 days look like:

Wednesday - March 4 - 2:00 - “The Cripple of Inishmaan” - Off Broadway. “Set in 1934 on an island off the west coast of Ireland, Hollywood filmmaker Robert Flaherty arrives on the neighboring island of Inishmore to film his movie The Man of Aran and excitement ripples through the sleepy community of Inishmaan. For orphaned Billy Claven, who has been relentlessly scorned by the islands inhabitants, the film represents an escape from the poverty of his existence. He vies for a part in the film, and to everyone's surprise, it is the cripple who gets his chance.” (discounted TDF ticket). This has received rave reviews.

8:30 - “Heroes” - Off Broadway. “Three Tony®-nominees with three Tony Awards® between them star in the New York premiere of this comedy about World War I veterans who dream of escape from an old-soldiers' home.” (discounted TDF ticket).

Thursday - 8:00 - “God of Carnage” - Broadway. “Jeff Daniels, Hope Davis, James Gandolfini and Marcia Gay Harden star in Yasmina Reza's new Broadway play. Two sets of parents meet up to deal with the unruly behavior of their children. Will it be a calm and rational debate between grown-ups about the need to teach kids how to behave properly? Or will it turn into a hysterical night of name-calling, tantrums and tears before bedtime?” (discounted TDF ticket).

Friday - 8:00 - “The Rivals” - Off Broadway. “According to Prince there is the possibility for "23 positions in a one night stand." But how much confusion can be experienced when one is pursuing a true love? Richard Brinsley Sheridan's The Rivals is a comedy of bad "manners" that finds would be lovers complicating their own lives and relationships to bring to reality their deepest romantic and sexual fantasies.” (complimentary ticket).

Saturday - open at the moment.

Sunday - I will meet up with Justin Pifer and his parents, who are visiting from Pennsylvania, to see a matinee performance of The Tony Award winning musical “In The Heights” - This is the blurb from TimeOut New York: “This bouncy barrio musical has plenty of good old-fashioned Broadway heart, and that heart has a thrilling new beat: the invigorating pulse of modern Latin rhythms, mixed with the percussive dynamism of hip-hop. The fast dancing ensemble cast and joyous score give classic musical-theater themes a contemporary urban twist.” Justin was able to score complimentary tickets for us.

So, my loyal and faithful readers, these statistics and scheduled activities are why I am here in The Greatest City in The World during the winter. I ask you, seriously - where else could I be that would even come close to having these entertainment opportunities available?

Oh, I know that my lifestyle isn’t for everyone, or perhaps isn’t for anyone else, but it is me, Bill Norris aka Billi Pod, living out my dream(s) as best I know how. And, I am blessed.

I report - you decide.

Billi Pod

Monday - Breaking News From The Yankees!!

The phone rang around 1:00 and when I answered it a very nice young man, whose name is Scott, said that he was calling from the Yankee ticket office to discuss my partial season ticket plan order. OMG!! My heart started racing - no joke - it really did. The thought raced through my head ...”they are going to take away my 20 game package”... I took a deep breath and waited for the bad news.

Boy, was I wrong. Instead of taking my 20 game plan away they were offering me an upgrade to the 41 game package I had originally requested. The 41 game plan begins with Opening Day and then every other home game thereafter. I gulped and said: “Yes, Oh Hell Yes!!!”

I then asked about seat location and after a few minutes (his computer was running slow) he said I could be in the same section, 212, one row behind the original offer, and 6 seats closer to home plate, meaning, Section 212, row 5, seat 17. Terrific!!!
I gave him my credit card number and it is a done deal. OMG!!!

This partial season ticket package has an exchange policy and a very very big perk, it allows me to “...license the same seat location for all Yankee home games during the postseason.”

Man, I am pumped and very happy.

Quickly on other matters - The Big Apple is virtually snowed in. It began snowing last night and we have had about 14 inches so far. I have a show tonight and hopefully I will be able to make it.

Sorry about the huge gap since the last posting. I have no excuse. My bad. Will do a lot of reporting later on today and tomorrow.

Go Yankees!!

Billi Pod

Sunday - And the Oscar Goes To ---

Good Morning my loyal and faithful readers who have been anxiously awaiting my predictions for the winners in the major award categories at tonight’s 81st Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Award Ceremony aka The Oscars.

I have to admit that I haven’t seen all of the pictures and actors that are in contention for the various awards, but I have seen:

Slumdog Millionaire
Milk
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Doubt
The Dark Knight
The Wrestler
Tropic Thunder

and I believe these are enough to justify my opinions and predictions, so ... without further ado ... here goes:

BEST PICTURE - Slumdog Millionaire. I loved this movie, but I also liked Milk and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

BEST DIRECTOR - Danny Boyle for Slumdog Millionaire.

BEST ACTOR - Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler. I also thought Sean Penn was awesome in Milk. I wasn’t that turned on by Brad Pitt as Benjamin Button.

BEST ACTRESS - ????. The buzz seems to favor Kate Winslet in The Reader (which no one has seen) but I would love to see Meryl Streep win it for her outstanding role in Doubt. I think, though, that Winslet will win.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR - Heath Ledger as The Joker in The Dark Knight. If there is a lock on any of the categories, this is it, although, honestly, I personally liked Robert Downy, Jr., in Tropic Thunder, better.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS - in this category the only one I didn’t see was Penelopy Cruz in Vicky Cristina Barcelona, and there is a lot of favorable buzz about her. In this one I am going to pick, tada, Taraji P. Henson for her role as the Mother in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

So there you have it my loyal and faithful readers. Will I be glued to my TV, you ask? Well, actually ... no, not at first because I have a show at 7:30 at the theater on 59th Street called:

“Fresh Kills” - Off Broadway. “Staten Island, New York. Thirty-something Eddie is restless, his wife Marie is busy trying to impress the Women's League with her kitchen cabinets, and their six-year-old is off camping with the local cub scouts. When Eddie meets sixteen-year-old Arnold on the internet, his life suddenly takes a turn. The two meet and it soon becomes clear that Arnold's interests go beyond night-time encounters.” (complimentary ticket).

I have a lot more to report, including some future travel plans, but I will post this and then do something later on in the day, hopefully.

Oh, a lot more negative news coverage on the Yankee ticket fiasco. The ones who seem to have been shafted the most are those former partial season ticket holders who had weekend packages. They are being offered weekday packages only. Why? Because management wants the stadium on weekends to be filled with newbies who will be buying food, booze and souvenirs.

Go Gators!!

Billi Pod

Saturday - Yankees - I Am Not Alone

The following story appeared in Saturday’s Daily News --
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“ WE’RE GETTING YANKED OVER TIX, CRY BOMBERS FANS

The Yankees are getting a new stadium but some of their most loyal fans are getting the shaft.

Hundreds of full and partial season ticket holders got word yesterday they aren’t getting the seats - or packages - they requested in the Bombers’ new digs. And that’s breaking their pinstriped hearts.

‘It’s so sad what they’re doing to the fans,’ said Marie Wallace, a partial-season ticket holder since 1996 who would fly up from Florida to see her favorite team play.

“I wanted to have seats comparable to what I had before, near the first base line. They told me I was high on the list. Then they put me in these horrible seats by the foul pole line and told me I should be grateful.’

A Brooklyn fan, who asked to remain anonymous because he’s still trying to snag season tickets, said he, too, didn’t get the seats he asked for.

‘These are the real Yankee fans,’ he said. ‘They’ll bend over backwards for the big corporations, but not for regular guys like me.’ Another disappointed fan - a partial-season ticket holder - said he was prepared to shell out more dough for the worse seats because he loves the Yankees and he knows a new stadium means higher prices.

‘I specifically requested a weekend package because that’s what I had before and that’s when I can see the games,’ he said. ‘They offered me a weekday package and basically said take it or leave it.’

There were similar laments on Yankees fans’ websites.

‘I have been a Yankee fan since I could say Mickey Mantle,’ wrote a fan named Johozak, who had seats above the Yankees dugout in the old stadium but was priced out of the new park. ‘Looks like I will be watching games at home.’

Another fan using the handle Three-generationalofyankeefans said he couldn’t have been clearer about what seats he wanted - and when he wanted them.

‘My Saturday plan is now a weekday 12-game plan,’ he wrote. ‘I had been behind home plate and now I am past third base.’

A spokesman for the Yankees said he was not prepared to comment on the furor.”
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So, it appears that I am not the only one who is pissed with the Yankee front office.

Just a couple of other observations - I do have an understanding of why all of this is happening and it is about - tada - the money. The Yankee brass knows that people who buy tickets for individual games almost always spend more money at the game than do we season ticket holders. I am a prime example - I don’t spend any money at a game. I sometimes will fork over $4.50 for a bottle of water, but that is it.

Also a lot of season ticket holders take advantage of the rather liberal policy of permitting food to be brought into the stadium, so long as it is packed in a clear plastic bag. Bottles and/or cans were not permitted.

I don’t know if this policy is being carried over to the new stadium. If it is, I have a gut feeling that it will be phased out in order to increases onsite food sales.

Another observation - the Yankees have an “arrangement” with StubHub regarding re-sale of individual tickets. We are “encouraged” to use them to sell tickets that cannot be used, for whatever reason. My gut tells me that even though there is an exchange policy in place, the availability of tickets for exchange will be virtually nonexistent, so our alternative will be to eat the ticket, or ... tada again -- use StubHub.

These and other “business” decisions place us in the conundrum of loving the team but hating the management.

Oh well, I have vented enough. I still can hardly wait for the season to begin, so ...

Go Yankees!!

Billi Pod
wanjr@aol.com

Friday - Good News and Bad News from the Yankees

Yesterday I received the official notification from The Yankees regarding my 2009 season ticket package request. It contained both good news and bad news.

First a little history. I have been a partial season ticket holder since 2001, opting for what was called a “20-game Flex Plan,” meaning I could select which of the 20 games I wanted to attend, with certain restrictions regarding “premium” games, ie. Boston and The Mets.

Each season I also purchased tickets to additional games, making my regular season record of between 33 and 38 games. I opted for a seat location in the Loge area but was never in the same seat from game to game. The Loge is a covered area between the field level and the upper deck. In 2001 my seats started in the area just behind either lst or 3rd base but, dammit-to-hell, each year my seat assignments were moved further and further into the outfield areas. This was due to more seats going to corporations and big spenders. This pissed me off, but there was nothing I could do about it.

When the 2008 season ended we were sent notices that all season ticket holders, regardless of type, would be placed in a “relocation pool” and would subsequently be offered a package based on things like seniority, prior history and availability. The Flex Plans were eliminated. We were given the opportunity to request other packages.

So, I took a deep breath and requested an upgrade to a 41 game package that begins with the Opening Game and then every other home game thereafter. I also requested a seat location in the area in the new stadium that most closely resembles (as best as I could tell) the Loge area in the old stadium.

When the envelope arrived yesterday I took a deep breath and opened it - well, first the bad news, I was offered only a 20-game package that begins with the second home game and then every 4th game thereafter. Ticket exchange is permitted, subject to availability.

The good news - the seat location is excellent, section 212 in the Main area, row 4, seat 11, right in the middle of the section. It is on the first base side about 1/3 of the way between lst base and the right field wall. It is the same seat for every game.

I was given the option of declining the offer and seeking an upgrade, which meant that I would be placed back in the “relocation pool’” and would forfeit this package and seat location. They stressed that there was no guarantee that my request to upgrade would be met. I would have until February 27th to decline, or to pay in full ($1,425.00). The tickets are $15 more per game than last year.

Actually, once I calmed down and thought about it, I determined I was better off to accept this seat location, thereby establishing priority status for future seasons, than running the risk of being upgraded to the 41 game package but with shitty seats, or, worse-case scenario, not being offered anything.

I slept on it and, as “they” say - the check is now in the mail and I am glad the issue is finally resolved.

When single game tickets go on sale to the general public I will try to score some additional games but I know that most games will be sold out early on.

Couple of other observations about the new stadium - the old Yankee stadium had a seating capacity of 56,886 and the new one is 52,325 (including “standing room” - whatever in the hell that means). The outfield dimensions in the new stadium are exactly the same as in the old one. Seats are wider and there is more leg room. The old stadium had 4 dining and lounge options, the new one has 12. Restroom availability has been increased by 35%.

I am more than ready for the season to begin.

Have lots of other stuff to report, but will post this and then begin working on the other stuff.

Go Yankees!!

Billi Pod
wanjr@aol.com

Who Is Jack Schitt? - Revealed!!!

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, “You don't know Jack Schitt!”

Well, my loyal and faithful readers, thanks to the genealogy efforts of my dear friend, retired District Court of Appeals Judge Gilbert Goshorn of Gainesville, FL, you can now respond in an intellectual way. This is what his former Honor reported to me in an email this afternoon (and you know whatever a former his Honor reports MUST be true):

“Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.” source: Crock O. Schitt

Now, my faithful and loyal readers, when someone says, “You don't know Jack Schitt,” you can correct them, thanks to the selfless efforts of Gilbert Goshorn. Thank you, your former Honor.

I only report - you decide.

Go Gators!!

Billi Pod
wanjr@aol.com

Saturday Morning in The Big Apple

Good morning from the Greatest City in the World and to each and every one of you loyal and faithful readers out there in cyberspace - Happy Valentine’s Day too!!!

I am happy to report that the weather here was somewhat better over the last several days although wind was a nasty factor on Thursday. It is now in the low 30s but that is much better than the low teens.

Yesterday I completed my entertainment schedule for the next 10 days and this is what it looks like at this moment --

Saturday, February 14th - 8:00 - “East 10th Street: Self Portrait with Empty House” - Off Broadway. “Edgar Oliver takes the audience on a fantastic voyage through the strange rooms of the apartment house where he has lived since his first years in New York. Inhabiting the dark, mysterious halls of an East Village tenement building are a dwarf Cabalist, a possible Nazi, the landlord's former wet nurse who apparently lives in a nest of rags, and many other memorable persons.” (complimentary ticket)

Sunday - 8:30 at Carnegie Hall will be a concert called: “Music of Bach, Handel, Sibelius, Bernstein, and Wagner,” performed by various choruses and orchestral groups from around the county. (discounted TDF ticket).

Monday - 8:30 - at Carnegie Hall - “MidAmerica Concert - Sweet Adelines” - presented by the Christchurch City Chorus from New Zealand, Prairie Winds Chorus from Texas, and the Olympia Chorus from Washington. (complimentary ticket).

Tuesday - 8:00 - “Will Ferrell: You’re Welcome America. A Final Night with George Bush” - Broadway. This is the press blurb for the show: “It’s time for a change in America, but not without a few parting words from the 43rd President of the United States. Don’t miss your chance to discover the man behind the myth, the truth behind the lies, and the logic behind the illogical in this limited Broadway event. If you keep in mind that our recently retired head of state was president of the Delta Kappa Epsilon fraternity at Yale University -- which is generally considered the inspiration for the film Animal House -- and if you also keep in mind that Will Ferrell has made a specialty in his movies of playing adult men suffering from seriously arrested development, then you'll have a good idea of what's in store for you in this 80-minute show.” (full price ticket)

I was fortunate to score a good mezzanine seat for this show because the run is virtually sold-out. The show has gotten very good reviews and I am looking forward to it. Just sorry my dear friend Gil Goshorn of Gainesville, FL, couldn’t see it with me since he is such a Dubya supporter. Oh well ...

Wednesday - 2:00 - “Taoub Groupe Acrobatique de Tanger” - Off Broadway. This sounds very interesting: “Like the intoxicating scent of exotic spices, Groupe Acrobatique de Tanger will transport you to a far away fantasia. The lively sights and sounds of a Moroccan bazaar fill The New Victory as this agile troupe climbs and cavorts its way through dramatic tumbling and balancing acts. Evocative staging, mesmerizing music and aerial exploits conjure illusions of majestic mountains and vast terrains.” (discounted TDF ticket).

Thursday - 7:30 - “Humor Abuse” - Off Broadway. “Humor Abuse is the unique story of Pisoni's upbringing as the youngest member of the Pickle Family Circus, the Bay Area's tiny big top that entertained thousands of people worldwide and launched the careers of several legendary performers. Filled with the clowning that Pisoni learned at his father's knee, and the wonder, heartache and complexity of stepping into (and out of) his father's shoes, Humor Abuse shows that running away with the circus isn't always all fun and games.” (discounted TDF ticket).

I feel rather confident that this show will be in either the “love it or hate it” category.

Friday - 8:15 - “Gates of Gold” - Off Broadway. The press blurb for this show is: “Written by acclaimed Irish writer Frank McGuinness, Gates of Gold is an acerbic duel between Hilton Edwards and Michel MacLiammir, the fashionable and eloquent theatrical trailblazers who founded Dublin's internationally acclaimed Gate Theatre.” (discounted TDF ticket)

This show is at the 59th Street Theater that usually has stuff I really like.

Saturday - 2:00 - “Blood Type: Ragu” - Off Broadway. “This show is a humorous and poignant exploration of the Sicilian immigrant experience based on the life of writer/performer Frank Ingrasciotta. This one-man-show features more than 20 characters, who live, love and laugh as they struggle to thrive in a new culture, while nurturing the traditions of the old. Its not drama . . . its just family! And we all have one.” (discounted TDF ticket).

Sunday - open at the moment.

Monday - 8:00 - “Broadway By The Year @ Town Hall” - concert. “The Town Hall presents the opening concert in its critically acclaimed BROADWAY BY THE YEAR series. The first concert features THE BROADWAY MUSICALS OF 1924 featuring music from The Student Prince, Lady, Be Good!, Rose-Marie, Charlot's Revue, The Music Box Revue of 1924 and more.” (discounted TDF ticket).

These concerts are usually very well performed and a lot of fun. Since it is on a Monday night when most Broadway shows are dark, the audience will have lots of “theater-type” folk in attendance and that is always nice.

So, that’s Billi Pod’s agenda for the next 10 days in The Big Apple.

In summary form here are my comments and observations about entertainment events mentioned in detail in the February 4th and 10th postings --

Tuesday - February 10th - “The Story of My Life” is a two-man Broadway musical about friendship and the personal cost of success, performed by Will Chase and Malcolm Gets. Even though there has been a lot of very negative chat-board buzz about this show I found it to be very well performed and very moving, as did the folks seated on either side of me.

Wednesday - the matinee performance of “Becky Shaw,” a comedy/drama about a first-date that doesn’t go as planned, was funny and also thought-provoking, although it didn’t help that during the final scenes the theater shook from demolition work on an adjacent building. We had been assured that a deal had to been made to keep everything quiet during the run of the show. Oh well, it is NYC after all.

That night was the premiere of Demetri Martin’s show “Important Things with Demetri Martin” on Comedy Central. I was looking forward to this show since I have seen Demetri Martin several times in live performances, but I have to say that I was under-whelmed. Hopefully things will get better and funnier as the show develops.

Thursday night was a very interesting comedy/drama called “The Savannah Disputation” about two Catholic spinsters who allow a Pentecostal missionary into their home, causing each of them to question their beliefs. Even though it had comedic moments, it really was more depth and drama. I liked it a lot.

Friday night I returned to The York Theater in the basement of the Citicorp Building to see “Enter Laughing” for my 5th visit since the show was first presented by The York as a staged reading in 2006. I guess I fall into the category of being a groupie but I can’t help it because I still find this show to be one of the funniest and best performed shows in the City. It is based on the autobiographical novel by comedian Carl Reiner, and tells the hilarious story of a stage-struck, woman-struck teenager who blunders his way into manhood via showbiz.

It does have a following because there were 5 other people in the audience who had seen the show 5 or more times. It has been selling out. It closes on March 8th and I hope to see it one more time.

Well, you loyal and faithful readers and you cyberspace friends, you are now up-to-date, so ...

Go Gators!!!

Billi Pod
wanjr@aol.com

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Tuesday - An Activity Report For You

What an interesting time the past 7 days have been. I attended a very eclectic array of entertainment events, most of which were detailed in the February 4th posting. In summary fashion these are my reviews, comments and thoughts --

Tuesday - February 4th - “Lansky” is a one-man show by Mike Burstyn about the last years in the life of mobster Meyer Lansky, including his unsuccessful attempt to become an Israeli citizen. It was very well performed and I learned a lot about the Jewish mafia. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS SHOW.

Wednesday - the All Mendelssohn concert by the New York Philharmonic was wonderful. The conductor was former Musical Director Kurt Masur and he gave a very emotional tribute to his friend, composer Lucas Foss, who died earlier in the week.

Thursday - in the February 4th posting I made the following observation about the Encores! production of “Music in the Air” --

“The Encores! can be hit or miss but my experience has been more hit than miss.”

Well, unfortunately, this revival of the 1932 musical by Jerome Kern and Oscar Hammerstein II gets put in the miss column. The show just didn’t work for me. It didn’t help that my seat was in the far rear mezzanine where the sight-lines suck.

Friday - the early preview production of “This Beautiful City” was outstanding. The show is a musical based on interviews done in Colorado Springs and focuses on the impact the Evangelical movement has had on the city. Needless-to-say, the fall of Ted Haggard played a major role. The staging and sets were excellent.

Saturday - in the afternoon I took a deep breath and finally saw the Brad Pitt movie “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button,” about a man who ages backwards. The reason I had delayed seeing it is the running time - 2 hours, 47 minutes, which is a long long time. Having said that, I found the show to be very good, especially the performance of Cate Blanchett. It has been nominated for and won numerous awards. I recommend it.

Thank goodness it had warmed-up because my evening show, “Jeffery Self - People I Have Slept With Who Never Called Back,” was at the Ars Nova venue, located about as far on the Westside as you can get. It is a long walk from the closest subway station.

The house was sold out and as might be expected, it was a very young audience of mostly gay guys in their 20s. The show was funny, risqué and very enjoyable, lasting just one hour.

Sunday - in the afternoon was an outstanding concert at Lincoln Center by Joshua Bell, violin and Jeremy Denk, piano. The audience gave them a well-deserved roaring standing ovation at the conclusion of their concert.

That evening I saw another movie, “Doubt,” starring Philip Seymour Hoffman and Meryl Streep, about a nun who believes a priest is having an “improper” relationship with a young altar boy. She sets out to drive him out of the parish, even though the evidence of his so-called wrongdoing is scant at best.

I believe Streep deserves and will win the Academy Award for Best Actress for her performance in the role of Sister Aloysius. Man, I am not even Catholic and she scared the crap out of me. This is another “must see” IMHO.

Last night, Monday, I saw the very first preview performance of the new Broadway drama “33 Variations” starring Jane Fonda as a music scholar who is investigating the true reasons behind Beethoven’s seeming obsession with a trivial waltz, for which he wrote 33 Variations.

The house was full and as might be expected for a Monday night performance, there were a lot of “theater-type” folks in attendance. The woman is also dealing with her diagnosis of The Lou Gehrig Disease, which is always fatal. In the cast is Colin Hanks, Tom’s son, and he does a nice job. I found the play to be very entertaining and thought-provoking and I liked Jane’s performance. The show got a thunderous standing ovation. They have a month of previews before opening so I am certain it will only get better and better.

So much for things I have seen - tonight is a Broadway two-man musical called “The Story of My Life” which has received mixed buzz. Wednesday afternoon will be the well-reviewed comedy “Becky Shaw. Thursday the comedy/drama “The Savannah Disputation,” and Friday night I will return to The York Theater to see “Enter Laughing” for my 4th time. Yeah, I know, but I really think the show is funny, I am a York Theater patron and the young man who plays the lead does a terrific job.

Saturday is open at the moment.

Sunday evening at 8:30 at Carnegie Hall will be a concert called: “Music of Bach, Handel, Sibelius, Bernstein, and Wagner,” performed by various choruses and orchestral groups from around the county. (discounted TDF ticket).

Again, as described in a previous posting, I have to admit that the highlight of the past week was the scoring of the tickets to see tapings of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report.

Let me end this posting with an update on the brothel issue that I reported on in the February 1st posting. In that posting I questioned whether the super and staff knew what was going on in the apartment on my floor. Well, this is what I learned from a “source” who has a “source” on the condo board --

Yes, the board suspected something illegal was going on and they had attempted to get the owner to do something about it but were unsuccessful because the owner was: old, retired and living in Florida; unaware that anything was going on;and, was pleased with the occupant’s payment history. The board felt it didn’t have enough evidence to institute action themselves against the occupant. This building is a condo, not a co-op.

But, a board member had a connection to the local vice squad, so the staff began to keep a record of the comings (no pun intended) and goings in the apartment and ultimately the board convinced the police that something illegal was happening, thereby resulting in the sting operations. The city initiated the proceedings to bring about the ouster of the occupant.

Whether this is true or not I don’t know but the occupant moved out of the apartment on Monday, however, there has been nothing official from the condo board or the managing agent about what happened and I think that most of the residents remain unaware of what went down (again, no pun intended). I also find it rather unnerving that the doormen were keeping records regarding an occupant’s activities and all that stuff.

But, as far as I am concerned - case closed and I can honestly say that I no longer live in a brothel aka a whorehouse.

And, you loyal and faithful readers ask, what about A-Rod’s use of performance enhancing substances in 2003 before he joined the Yankees? Well, all I can say at this point is ... A-Rod is a Mother F**king A-Hole.

Go Gators!!

Billi Pod
wanjr@aol.com

Monday - Billi Pod Scores x 2

In my 2008 Activities Report I posted on January 12, 2009, I made the following statement:

“Seeing a taping of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report also remains on my to-do list.”

Well, my loyal and faithful readers, I am happy to report that I have scored tickets to a taping for each show.

First was The Daily Show. Saturday night I went online to their website and found out that the first available show was Monday, July 13th, so I did all of the stuff the site required and I have a “confirmed” ticket.

I think that “confirmed” means I will be on their list when I show up at the designated time. This is an excerpt from the confirmation email --

“Our suggestion on arrival time is between 3:30pm and 4:00pm. We over book all shows to ensure that all seats in the studio are full. Therefore, entry into the studio is on a first come first serve basis. You reserved your tickets with us but you will not be confirmed until we start giving out our studio tickets. Our doors open at 5:15pm. Show ends around 7:15pm. You may not obtain tickets for auctions, fundraisers, raffles or any kind of benefits through this method.”

Their studio is 733 11th Avenue, between 51st and 52nd Street.

I immediately went to the website for The Colbert Report only to discover that no dates were available for the next 12 months. Damn and double damn. The site did suggest frequent availability re-checks.

Oh well, thought I, at least I have a ticket for Jon Stewart.

This morning, on a whim, I went back to The Colbert Report website and was stunned to see that they had listed an available date, Tuesday, April 14th. Needless-to-say I immediately started the process and I am happy to report that I now have a “confirmed” ticket for that date, with the following conditions --

“Everyone attending must be at least 18 years old. Tickets are non-transferable. The person whose name appears on the ticket must be present. Everyone attending must have a government issued photo I.D. You will not be emailed or sent physical tickets. Please give your name at the door. We strongly suggest arriving by 5:15pm. We overbook all shows to ensure that all seats in the studio are full. Therefore, entry into the studio is on a first come first serve basis. A ticket reservation does not guarantee entry. Our doors open at 5:30pm. Show ends around 8:00pm. You may not obtain tickets for auctions, fundraisers, raffles or any kind of benefits through this ticket reservation system. Individuals may only attend once every six months unless asked back to a specific show by a member of our production staff.”

Their studio is at 513 W. 54th Street, between 10th and 11th Avenues. It is a few doors down from Ars Nova.

I am sooooooooooooo charged about this.

I have a lots of good things and stuff to report but first I have to finish my errands, yes, Monday is Errand Day for moi.

Go Gators!!

Billi Pod
wanjr@aol.com

Wednesday - Billi Pod Is At It Again

Despite the nasty weather and snow and freezing cold I have been scheduling and then attending lots of things and stuff. I actually drafted this posting on Saturday but didn’t get around to finishing it up until this afternoon, Wednesday, so the timing and tense(s) may be a bit off.

Before getting into the details, and I know for some of you too many details, I just have to comment that this posting typifies why I remain in The Big Apple during the winter rather than heading somewhere to a warmer climate. Where else, my loyal and faithful readers, could I even approach the things that I have scheduled and done for the timeframe covered in this posting, roughly from January 29th to February 12th?

This is why Billi Pod aka Reverse Snowbird aka Bill Norris lives in the Greatest City in the World, The Big Apple. So, without further ado, lets get on with the narrative ... beginning with ...

Monday, February 2 - at 1:00 I had my semiannual HIV test and the results were NEGATIVE. Then I had a late lunch down in the Lower Eastside at Spitzer Corner with student/bartender/manager Scott Reed. It was excellent. This coming weekend Scott is flying out to Seattle for a whirlwind first time visit, including snow boarding at Whistler, British Columbia. Have fun Fabson, have fun.

8:00 - “Plan B, The Musical” - Off Broadway. “This musical comedy in one act, tells the story of a young scientist named Johnny who is working on the Perfect Woman, a robot named Isabel. Old man Jack, his boss at the lab, makes fun of Johnny for his youthful idealism but secretly admires the perfect robot, who is much easier to control than his daughter Julia, the foul-mouthed garbage woman at the lab who knows a thing or two about science. Julia helps Johnny build Isabel, secretly trying to win him over and prove to him that only a real woman can in fact be perfect.” (complimentary ticket).

I thought this was very funny and very well performed. I laughed a lot.

Tuesday - Happy 54th Birthday to my daughter Kathi Bendeck of Columbia, SC. Yeah, I was kinda (read very) young when I got married for the first time.

7:00 - “Lansky” - Off Broadway. This is the press blurb about this show: “American and Israeli star Mike Burstyn portrays Meyer Lansky, the infamous gangster who masterminded some of the most ingenious wealth management systems for his gangland brethren. The play also deals with Lanskys little-known efforts to become an Israeli citizen and uses his life story as a crucible to explore Jewish identity and the choices that some first-generation Americans made in order to achieve wealth and success.” (discounted TDF ticket).

This is in early previews and it sounds very interesting.

Wednesday - 7:30 - New York Philharmonic Orchestra @ Lincoln Center. The program is: All Mendelssohn - Overture to ruy Bus; Violin Concerto (featuring Anne-Sophia Mutter); and “The First Walpurgis Night.” (subscription series)

I have renewed my New York Philharmonic subscription for 2009/2010, for 3 weeknight series, which will result in 21 concerts plus 3 free concerts I get to select later.

Thursday - Happy Birthday to Sandy Mullon of Anna Maria, FL.

8:00 - “Music in the Air” - Off Broadway. “Encores! Great American Musicals in Concert presents a new staged concert production of MUSIC IN THE AIR, a 1932 musical by Jerome Kern and Oscar Hammerstein II. Broadway favorite Kristin Chenoweth is joined by a large cast along with The Encores! Orchestra. Lovingly restored by the Rodgers & Hammerstein Organization, it has not been seen in its original form since its premiere Broadway engagement in 1932. Set in Munich, it tells of an aging rural music teacher, his naively charming daughter and their misadventures trying to break into the cynical, world-weary theater scene in the big city. Songs include Ive Told Evry Little Star and The Song Is You.” (discounted TDF ticket).

The Encores! can be hit or miss but my experience has been more hit than miss.

Friday - 8:00 - “This Beautiful City” - Off Broadway. “A provocative new play with music about the expansion of the Evangelical movement in Colorado Springs. While interviews were being conducted with people involved with or affected by the mega-church movement, scandal broke about New Life Church pastor Ted Haggard and shook the entire city. This show is an intriguing and timely look at faith and how it affects the American landscape.” (discounted TDF ticket).

Yep, this is gonna fall into the “hate it or love it” category, without a doubt,

Saturday - 8:00 - “Jeffery Self: People I Slept With Who Never Called Back.” Off Broadway. “Anyone who's waited by the phone (or avoided it) will enjoy this ode to the crossed lines of the hookup world from hilarious writer-performer Jeffery Self. Those on his personal list would be wise to come see what mud is slung--but prepare to duck!” (full price ticket).

This one man show is being performed at a space called Ars Nova located way way West on 54th Street. They usually have very interesting cutting-edge stuff. I am seeing this show on Scott’s recommendation.

Sunday - 3:00 - “Joshua Bell, violin and Jeremy Denk, piano @ Avery Fisher Hall.” Wow, I was able to score a rear orchestra seat for this concert. The program is: Jancek - Sonata for Violin and Piano; Brahms - Violin Sonata No. 3; Ysae - Violin Sonata No. 2; and, Franck - Violin Sonata in A major. (discounted TDF ticket).

Monday - “33 Variations” - Broadway. This show stars Jane Fonda and is in very early previews: “A new American play about passion, parenthood and the moments of beauty that can transform a life, 33 Variations tells the story of Beethoven's fascination with a trivial waltz and the modern day musicologist who sets out to discover the roots of his obsession. From present-day New York to 19th-century Austria, it portrays a mother coming to terms with her daughter and a composer coming to terms with his genius. And, even though they are separated by 200 years, these two people share an obsession that might, even just for a moment, make time stand still.” (discounted TDF ticket).

Tuesday, February 10 - 8:00 - “The Story of My Life” - Broadway. The advance press blurb for this show is: “This new Broadway musical stars Will Chase and Malcolm Gets. It is a funny and moving tale of two lifelong best friends, Thomas and Alvin, and takes an intimate look at friendship, the personal cost of success and the choices made at the turning points in our lives.” (discounted TDF ticket)

The advance buzz on this show has been very mixed and I will be seeing it in very early previews.

Wednesday - Happy Birthday to Ginger Flowers of Atlanta, GA.

2:00 - “Becky Shaw” - Off Broadway. “A newlywed couple fixes up two romantically challenged friends: wife's best friend, meet husbands sexy and strange new coworker. When an evening calculated to bring happiness takes a dark turn, crisis and comedy ensue. This wicked new comedy asks what we owe the people we love and the strangers who land on our doorstep.” (discounted TDF ticket).

At 10:30 my favorite new comedian, Demetri Martin, premieres his new comedy show, “Important Things with Demetri Martin,” on Comedy Central and I will schedule something that will insure I will be back in the apartment in time for his show.

Thursday - 8:00 - “The Savannah Disputation” - Off Broadway. “Resurrect this! When susceptible Catholic spinster Margaret politely admits door-to-door Pentecostal missionary Melissa into her home, her seemingly-solid faith starts to waver much to the chagrin of her feisty sister Mary. But who's the blasphemer and who's the believer? Before long, the God-fearing sisters have ambushed their steadfast guest with the aid of an unsuspecting local priest, setting the scene for a smackdown of truly biblical proportions.” (discounted TDF ticket).

Now this really sounds interesting, doesn’t it?

I think it is a very interesting upcoming 10 days, too, don’t you?

What about the shows that I attended since the Thursday, January 29th, posting you are no doubt breathlessly asking? Well, in summary fashion --

Thursday the 29th was “Jason and the Argonauts” at 6:00, and it was a very well performed highly acrobatic two man show involving the mythological story of the quest for the Golden Fleece.

When this show was over I had plenty of time to make it uptown for the 8:30 performance of “Ride” at the theater on 59th Street. In this show a man and a woman wake up in bed together naked, neither can remember how they got there, or who the other is. For whatever reason this show didn’t turn me on very much, in fact, it didn’t do anything for me because, it sucked.

Friday night, January 30th, was a show downtown in SoHo called “Sixty Miles to Silver Lake,” about a divorced father driving his teenage son from soccer practice to the father’s residence in Silver Lake for weekend visitation. The house for this performance was full. I sat next to a friend named Will, who is an actor, and we both loved the acting but had no clue what the author’s message was/is. I do recommend the show, however, for the acting alone.

When I got back to the apartment after the show I learned that I have been living in a brothel since July 2001. More details in an upcoming post.

On Saturday afternoon I met up with John and Claudia Bullock of Columbia, SC, who were in town for the weekend to celebrate John’s 50th birthday. John retired from the Army and is now involved in the Juvenile Justice System in Columbia and Claudia is a very successful hairstylist. We had a nice lunch at an Italian Restaurant on Restaurant Row on 46th Street and afterwards I guided them downtown to Little Italy so Claudia could do some shopping.

That night was an Off Broadway drama called “White People” - “What does it mean to be a white American? A brutally honest and surprisingly funny examination of race and language in our culture, White People follows the lives of three ordinary Americans placed under the spotlight: Martin, a Brooklyn-born high powered attorney for a white-shoe law firm in St. Louis; Mara Lynn, a housewife and former homecoming queen in Fayetteville, North Carolina; and Alan, a young professor struggling to find his way in New York. Through heart-wrenching confessions, they wrestle with guilt, prejudice, and the price they and their children must pay for their actions.” (discounted TDF ticket).

I have to admit that I left this show not understanding how I felt about the message and/or the characters. I am still processing the show and the jury remains out. It has gotten mixed reviews.

Oh, man, this has gone on for much much too long, so ... let me close by asking ... do you kinda, maybe, sorta, etc. understand why Billi Pod is here in the Big Apple during the winter? I hope you do.

Go Gators!!

Billi Pod
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Sunday - Living in a brothel???

Have I been living in a brothel since July 2001 and not been aware of it?

OK, now take a deep breath and read this entire blog before you make a snap judgment that I have crossed over into the dark side of insanity, or at best, delusion. Take another deep breath, and ....

First, let me describe where I have been living since July 2001 - 335 E. 51st Street, Apartment 1-F, New York, NY 10022. The building is an upscale, prewar, mid-rise building, 12 stories tall, with 8 apartments on each floor, 2 one-bedrooms, 4 alcove studios and 2 one-room open studios. There are two elevators. My apartment, 1-F, is an alcove studio and it faces the rear of the building as do all of the other alcove studios. Even though my apartment designation is 1-F, it is actually on the second floor.

The building has a live-in superintendent, who lives on my floor in apartment 1-A. On the weekend he is usually away from the building, at his upstate property. We have doormen on duty 24 hours, 7 days a week and their main purpose is to provide security. There are security cameras in the lobby area and in the elevators.

I have always felt that this is a very safe and secure building, as is the neighborhood.

OK, now the story begins. This past Friday night I had a 7:30 show down in SoHo. It was over around 8:45. I came back to the apartment, via subway, getting here around 9:15. For whatever reason I took the elevator even though I usually take the stairs 99.5% of the time.

When you get off the elevator on my floor, to the immediate left is apartment 1-H, directly in front is 1-A, occupied by the superintendent, and to the right is 1-B, a one room open studio. To get to my apartment you take a right from the elevator, walk about 20 feet, take a right into a short hallway and my apartment is on the left.

So ... when I stepped out of the elevator, this is what I saw on apartment 1-B ----

What the f**k? I couldn’t believe my eyes. I examined the papers and one of the papers said that the apartment had been closed due to “prostitution.” What the Hell???

I went to my apartment to leave my backpack, went back and took some pictures of 1-B with my iPhone, then went downstairs to to ask the doorman on duty what the hell was going on.

The doorman was not very forthcoming, to say the least. I did learn later on, from other “sources,” that the cops came in around 8:00, that the occupant of 1-B was not present, that it was part of a “sting” operation, that the occupant had been arrested for prostitution about a year ago, and that she showed up right after the cops left and was very very upset she couldn’t get into her apartment. The entire staff denies having any hint that anything illegal was going on.

Wow!!! All of that was happening on my floor and I was totally unaware of anything. In fact, I have only a dim recollection of seeing the occupant going into the apartment about once in all of the time I have been in the building. Remember, too, I often come into the building at rather odd hours and often late at night.

This is soooooooooo weird.

I spent most of the weekend pondering how this could happen in my building, in a apartment next door to the superintendent and none of the staff being aware of what was going on. I mean, how could this happen?

Then, it dawned on me just a few minutes ago... duh ... of course, in all likelihood the doormen knew about it and, of course, the superintendent knew about it ... because ... they were all part of the “deal.” There is a truism in the City that doormen know everything that goes on in their building, despite efforts to keep “things” secret. They know everything.

Now, I may be wrong, and I hope I am, but this is what my gut tells me is true.

It will be interesting to see what reaction the Condo Board and the Management Agency has starting tomorrow when the rest of the owners/tenants find out what has come down. Oh the drama ...

And, my faithful and loyal readers, the definition of brothel is: “an establishment housing prostitutes.”

Wow!! Living in New York City is certainly interesting.

I report - you decide.

Billi Pod
wanjr@aol.com

PS: This was written while watching The Super Bowl. What a game!!