Showing posts with label history. Show all posts
Showing posts with label history. Show all posts

Monday, December 19, 2011

Condom on the Sleeve - NYC 12/22/95

Several people have again emailed and texted about the classic and true “Condom on the Sleeve” story back from the Winter of 1995, my first December in the Big Apple following my retirement on December 31, 1994, so ... here it is again in its original form, totally unedited, with no revisions:

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Date: Fri, Dec 22, 1995 11:53 PM EST

From: Wanjr

To: Email list

Subj: December 22 - Only in the Big Apple


Fellow cyberpersons:


This is just too good to wait until the newsletter. It just happened to me.


Picture this - coming home from the theater at about 10:45pm and riding the E train to the Lexington Avenue station. It is very crowded with a lot of shoppers and a lot of women. At the station there is a long escalator ride up to the exit and transfer platform, I would guess it to be about 3 stories. People are crowded onto the escalator and no one is racing up the steps due to the crowded conditions.


To my left, dressed to the nines in a very expensive looking fur, is everyone's matronly Grandmother. Immediately in front of us is a very very blond young man of about 20, I would guess. Very Nordic looking and rather tall. He has a large backpack and a very large duffel bag which he puts down beside him. About 1/3 of the way up, he bends down very awkwardly and opens the duffel bag, reaches in and starts to pull out a scarf, which apparently is stuck on something. He gives it a tug and when he does, out fly two condom packages.


One of the condoms lands at my feet. The other one lands on and sticks to the right sleeve of Grandmother, who does not appear to be aware of what happened because she is staring straight ahead with that far away look only New Yorkers can get. The kid turns ten thousand shades of red, as only blonds can do. I reach down and pick up the package at my feet and hand it to him with a smile but without saying a word. He mumbles something. Grandmother, however, is still staring straight ahead, with the condom on her sleeve, so the kid just turns back around facing up the escalator.


Nothing is said and I decide that silence on my part is the better part of valor. When we get about 20 feet from the top, Grandmother reaches over with her left hand and takes the condom off of her right sleeve. She holds it in her left hand and taps the kid on the shoulder. He jumps a foot. Just before we get off, I hear her say, with the sweetest Grandmotherly smile: "You forgot this one young man, you may need it in this city." She gets off the escalator and walks to the exit without looking back, the kid heads to the transfer platform, still red in the face, and I can hardly walk because I am laughing so hard.


Only in New York, folks, only in New York.


Bill

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!


Billi Pod

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”

ALEX-117

Friday, December 9, 2011

RIP Harry Morgan; 2001 Amtrak Adventure; and Reviews and Stuff

On Wednesday we lost Harry Morgan, a prolific character actor best known for his portrayal of Col. Potter in the long-running television series M*A*S*H. He was 96.


I met Harry back in 2001 when I was spending a couple of nights with my dear friend the actor David Huddleston and his wife Sarah Koeppe in LA as part of my awesome “Around the USA Via Amtrak” adventure.


I want to share with you what I wrote in my newsletter from way back then ...


“August 23, 2001 - That night David, Sarah and I had a great dinner at a restaurant in the valley. We were joined by David’s long time friend Harry Morgan who, among many other roles, played Col. Potter in M*A*S*H. Harry is now 85 but you would never know it. He is bright, alert, and a charming person. We were also joined by his son Chris who is a producer.”


RIP COLONEL POTTER.


Looking back in my daily log to find this information caused me revisit that awesome experience of circumnavigating the U S of A via train. I know it was a long time ago, but one of the reasons I write this blog is to share experiences and also to create a cyberspace record of my activities and adventures, regardless of when they occurred.


In October of 2001 the editor of The Lakeland Ledger asked me to write about the trip, and I did. It, however, was never published. I want to share it with you now ... oh, I know it is long and dated ... so scroll down ... or not ... it is up to you and loyal and faithful readers.

BILL’S AUGUST AMTRAK ADVENTURE


Phileas Fogg, the hero in Jules Verne’s “Around the World in 80 Days” circumnavigated the globe in a plethora of transportation devices, including a balloon and that was quite an accomplishment for the time. In August this 67 year old retiree circumnavigated the United States via Amtrak in a 21 day fulfillment of a lifetime dream adventure that began with a visit to Amtrak’s website: www.amtrak.com, was outlined with the help of Amtrak’s Vacation Planner and was finalized through the awesome professionalism of my two travel agents Blanche Bryant and Cindi Helms at International Sun Travel in Bartow. I also heavily relied on a book titled “USA by Rail, The Bradt Travel Guide,” purchased at Barnes & Noble. The book has detailed information for each Amtrak Train route and includes mileage and estimated time for each scheduled stop and as a bonus it has brief descriptions of the cities and sites that are not scheduled stops.


It was essential to my plan that I had reservations in a sleeper car for all legs of the trip. On Amtrak the bedrooms are either standard for one or two passengers, with dimensions of 3’6” x 6’6” or deluxe for two passengers, with dimensions of 6’6” x 7’6”. Since I was traveling alone I chose the standard accommodations which was adequate and would have been OK for 2 people for overnight but I think on a trip longer than one night a couple would be well advised to choose the deluxe room if possible. The exact configurations of the sleeper cars are spelled out in the Vacation Planner. Restrooms and showers are available in each sleeper car and I recommend a supply of Wet Ones be taken along. Each sleeper car is served by an attendant whose job is to make the trip as anxiety free as possible. I was very impressed with all of the attendants and the other personnel I had contact with.


The adventure began in Penn Station in New York City at 4:30pm August 8 as I boarded the LAKE SHORE LIMITED destined to arrive the next afternoon in Chicago. Once aboard I quickly learned that most important person on the train is not the engineer or the conductor but is in reality the dining car steward who has the sole responsibility to determine who eats what, where and when. Once the train began moving the steward started through the sleeper cars taking reservations for dinner which is done in from 5 to 7 seatings beginning at 5:30pm and ending around 9:00pm, I opted for the last seating throughout the adventure. After the sleeper car (first class) requests are accommodated any remaining slots are made available to coach class. All meals are included in the first class fare. Breakfast and lunch are on a first-come first-served basis, with reservations taken after the seats are filled. I was very surprised and pleased at the quality of the food on each train. There was usually about 10 entree choices. There is no individual seating, so for each meal you are seated with strangers, but I found that not to be a problem, in fact, it turned out to be one of the best aspects of the adventure because I met some very interesting and pleasant people.


And speaking of people - for the entire trip I found almost everyone to be open, very friendly and for the most part pretty laid back. Almost everyone was riding the train by choice. They had other travel options available to their final destination and opted to go by train. I met 5 couples and 3 individuals who were on their own Amtrak Adventure similar to mine.


When I returned to my room following dinner I found that the attendant had turned down the upper bunk per my previous request. It seemed that everyone went to bed around 10:00pm because, frankly, you can’t see anything out of the windows at night anyway. I had brought along my trusty laptop computer and portable CD player and that helped pass the time until I was ready to crash. Electrical outlets are in each room. I had been a little concerned about whether I would have trouble going to sleep due to noise and train motion but no problem whatsoever. I do, however, highly recommend the use of ear plugs to mask the sound levels.


The train was late in arriving in Chicago and this was pretty much of a pattern for the entire trip. One problem seems to be that freight trains are now given the right of way, so we spent a lot on time on sidetracks waiting for the slower moving freight trains to lumber by. I think that any planned connection of less than 3 hours is mighty risky. Oh, speaking of risk - I highly recommend the purchase of trip cancellation insurance especially with what is going on now.


In Chicago I transferred to the EMPIRE BUILDER for the long trek across the top of these United States through Minnesota, North Dakota, Montana, Idaho and Washington. It was in this leg that I really began to appreciate the vastness of this country and its diverseness. In North Dakota, for example, you will see only one structure on the horizon for as far as you can see and the thought hits you: “Who are these people and how can the live/survive in such isolation?” The mountains leading into Seattle are awe inspiring. We arrived in Seattle WA on the afternoon of August 11.


In Seattle I connected with my friends Judge Marvin Mounts and his wife Polly, from West Palm Beach, who were in Seattle to attend Wagner’s Ring Series at the Seattle Opera, and we rented a van and spent the next 10 days visiting national parks, Mt. Rainier, Mt. Hood, and Crater Lake. Several columns could be devoted to this aspect of the trip alone, so the best I can do now is to summarize as follows: “Seattle Swings,” “Mount Rainier Reigns,” “Da Hood is Good,” “Crater Lake is Mega Cool,” and “Portland Pulsates.”


On August 19 I boarded the COAST STARLIGHT in Portland OR for the overnight trip down to Los Angeles. Most of the Oregon route is through beautiful forests and mountains. In California the route is along the coastline which is also very beautiful. We arrived in Los Angeles late the evening of the 20th. I spent 2 nights with my friends actor David Huddleston and his wife Sarah. David is a character actor and was, among many other roles, the Mayor in “Blazing Saddles” and the grandfather in “The Wonder Years.” While in LA we had dinner with Harry Morgan who played Col. Potter in “M*A*S*H.” What a wonderful and delightful person he is.


On the evening of August 24 I boarded the SUNSET LIMITED for the long ride along the bottom of the United States through Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama to Jacksonville. When I say long, I mean long and this was the only part of the trip that became a little tiring, especially the eternity it took to get across Texas where it seemed that the same window view, mountains on the horizon and cacti in the foreground, never changed. In the brief stop in Houston I was amazed that the train station in the 4th largest city in the US was an absolute dump and that description is being generous. Because we were running late the anticipated 4 hour layover in New Orleans, which I had planned to spend in the French Quarter, came after everyone, including me, was long in bed. Once we crossed into Florida the engineer went full throttle the rest of the way and we made up a lot of time, arriving finally in Jacksonville on the 25th only about an hour behind schedule.


After spending the night with a fraternity brother, I got on the SILVER METEOR for the overnight trip back to New York, arriving at Penn Station at 9:40am on August 29, thus ending the August Amtrak Adventure which covered 26 states and 7,966 train miles, 1,305 van miles, for a total of 9,271 miles over 21 days. Was it worth it? Oh Yes!! Do I Recommend Amtrak? Yes I do. Will I make a similar trip in the future” You better believe it!!

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Have I made a similar trip? Nope. Planned several but none of them came to fruition.


Now ... coming back to the present ... let me give you Billi Pod’s report card on last night’s entertainment event ...

FARM BOY==>A<==a heartwarming sequel to the hugely popular “War Horse.” It explores the lives of four generations of a farming family through stellar performances and superb storytelling.


The two performers tell the story of the relationship between a boy and his grandfather and the latter’s shamed admission that he cannot read or write. Over a long summer, the boy becomes teacher to the man, and the bond they form has implications for the boy’s future.


It clocks in at under an hour and the time flies by. I highly recommend this show. See it ASAP. It runs through January 1.


Billi Pod has an entertainment doubleheader for today --


3:00==>TUCK EVERLASTING - a staged reading of a new musical about a young woman who meets and falls in love with a young man who is part of a family of immortals. (free)


The reading is in a theater on my block.


Then ...

8:00==>THE ASPHALT CHRISTMAS - “It's The Bells of St. Mary's meets The Exorcist - the story of St. Celestine's annual holiday pageant, a "possessed" fifteen-year-old girl, her long-lost mother, a singing priest with a past, and two nuns who must deal with the devil within their convent school walls.” (Off Broadway - $9.00 TDF ticket)


This is also playing at a theater on my block and it sounds like a lot of fun, doesn’t it?


Well, more strange news from The Gator Nation. Our offensive coordinator has bailed and is heading to Kansas University to be their head coach, to which Billi Pod says==>so long coach Wuss, thanks for your “offensive-genius” work this season. Oh, will you please take coach Muskrat with you - he can be your defensive coordinator.


GO YANKEES AND GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.”

ALEX-107

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

December 7, 1941 - “The Day That Will Live In Infamy.”

On Sunday, December 7, 1941, the Norris family: William Sr, Ruby, William Jr and Ann, were living in Winter Park, Florida


I was 7 years old and in the second grade. All of these years later that day still remains in my memory as if it were yesterday.


We were driving in our car that afternoon as we usually did on Sunday when Dad, an on-the-road representative for PurePack Drug Co, was in town (and sober).


My recollection is that we got the news of the attack while in our car but now I am not certain because I have doubts whether cars back then had radios. If they did I am confident Dad would have had one, since he spent so much time on the road.


I do know that we were away from the house when we heard the news of the attack on Pearl Harbor.


My parents were very upset and I wasn’t sure why. When we got home everyone huddled around our radio in the living room and listened to the breaking news reports. I remember my Mother, Ruby, silently crying.

I was still confused as to what had happened. It was explained to me that “those Japs” had made a sneak attack on one of our military bases in the Pacific.


The attack on Pearl Harbor resulted in 2,402 dead and 1,247 wounded.


I remember being put to bed rather early because I had developed a head cold and felt bad.


The next morning Dad left for work on the road and Mom kept me out of school because I had a fever.


I remember listening to President Roosevelt’s “Day of Infamy” address to Congress and wondering what all of this was going to mean to me and my family. Ruby reassured me that we would be OK.


The next day me and my neighborhood buddies, all guys around my age, got together and we promised each other that when we got old enough we would all join the Army and fight “those damn Japs.” Our use of the word “damn” was very daring on our part, trust me. From that day forward we played war games almost every day after school. One day we would defeat the Japs and the next day those Nazi’s. We always won.


Yes, as I write this it still feels as if it happened yesterday.


WE MUST NEVER FORGET!!


Bill

Friday, November 11, 2011

VETERANS DAY==>WE MUST NEVER FORGET!!

I was part of the Universal Military Training generation, where basically every physically fit guy ultimately served in some branch of the military, unless he qualified for an extremely difficult to get exemption.


I was in the Army in 1955-57. Basic training at Fort Jackson in Columbia, SC, then US Army Intelligence School at Ft. Holabird in Baltimore, MD.


Then was in Washington, DC, as a member of a Counter-Intelligence Corps (CIC) unit. We were basically undercover since we were outfitted in civilian clothes (paid for by the Army) and our rank was classified. I had a Top Secret Clearance. My unit mostly did background investigations for security clearances.


We were required to live “off-base” so 4 buddies and I rented a house in Arlington, VA.


I only put on my uniform to get the weekend $2.00 round-trip tickets from DC to New York City. Me and 2 of my buds would head up to NYC about twice a month.


I got an early release in order to return to the University of Florida, as a 23yo Sophomore. There was no GI Bill at that time. It was later restored but not made retroactive if you had already received your degree(s).


I was in the Inactive Reserve for 8 years and then received my Honorable Discharge.


I am very proud of the time I was in the service and, of course, am busting with pride over the willingness of my oldest grandson, Alex Falletta aka Army Guy, to place himself in harms way in order to protect this great Country of ours.


GOD BLESS AND PROTECT YOU ALEX AND ALL OF YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN ARMS. WE MUST NEVER, EVER, FORGET!!


Man ... it is extremely difficult to segue from this into my usual reports on my entertainment schedule etc etc, but ... it has to be done for you loyal and faithful readers out there in the vastness of cyberspace ... so ...


Billi Pod’s report card on last night's LOBBY HERO==>A<==great acting and a powerful story line about a hapless security guard who gets caught in a power struggle between his boss and two police officers investigating a murder.


My only quibble is that there was just a bit too much yelling. The characters were either briefly happy or screaming and cursing at one another.


The Off-Broadway house was sold-out and the audience was really into the performance.


It runs through Nov. 20th==>see it if you can.


One extremely positive note==>I ran into my friend Dick Brukenfeld from Dobbs Ferry just before the show began. He was there without his wife Mimi. I hadn’t seen Dick in a long long time so it was great to have a little catching-up time.


Tonight’s entertainment event is ...

9:00==>QUEEN OF THE MIST - "The world premiere of a musical based on the astounding, outrageous, and haunting true story of Anna Edson Taylor, who, in 1901, set out to be the first woman to shoot Niagara Falls, in a barrel of her own design.” (Off Broadway - discounted ticket)


Yep, the 9:00pm time is correct. The show has received basically favorable reviews and those of my theater buddies who have seen it have all had very positive things to say.


Speaking of favorable reviews ... Hugh Jackman’s one man show, HUGH JACKMAN, BACK ON BROADWAY, has received uniformly positive reviews, the majority of which are raves.


As I was preparing this posting the thought hit me that I had better get off my butt and see if I could score a ticket before the limited run sells out so ... immediately went online and ...


I am happy to report that I have a decent seat in the front mezzanine for the Wednesday matinee on November 23rd. Awesome!. It is, of course, full-price.


I hope all of my Worker Bee friends have a great weekend.

OMFG!! The thought of what is going to happen to my Gators tomorrow makes my heart pound and makes me want to puke. Spurrier is gonna try to grind us into the ground, trust me on this ... he will. OMFG!! Anyway ...


GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.”

ALEX-79

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Tuesday==>Remembering Pearl Harbor

It is another cold day in the Big Apple but at 8:30am this morning it was actually colder in Bartow, FL, and Columbia, SC, than it was up here in The Big Apple, The Greatest City in the World.


For a multitude of reasons Billi Pod’s errands took longer yesterday than usual. Just glad they all got done.


Report card on last night’s THE EXTRAORDINARY ORDINARY==>A. I didn’t know it was a musical until I got to the theater. The cast is excellent and the music is terrific. The story line about the interlocking lives of 5 early 30s friends in NYC is very believable. If you have the opportunity==>see this.


On December 7, 1941, I was 7 years old, living with my father-Bill Sr., mother-Ruby, and younger sister-Ann, in Winter Park, FL. I was in the second grade. I remember being very confused over why my parents were so upset. Later in the day Ruby explained to me what had happened, reassuring me that we would be OK.


The next day me and my neighborhood buddies, all guys around my age, got together and we promised each other that when we got old enough we would all join the Army and fight “those damn Japs.” Our use of the word “damn” was very daring on our part, trust me. From that day forward we played war games almost every day after school. One day we would defeat the Japs and the next day those Nazi’s. We always won.


Sometime old memories never die and that is good in this instance.


Moving on ... tonight’s entertainment event is -


7:30==>NEW YORK PHILHARMONIC @ Lincoln Center - Beethoven’s Symphony No. 2 and Mahler’s Das Knaben Wunderhorn. This is part of my 3 series subscription.


Will post this now. Have a routine followup appointment with my heart doctor to monitor my Coumadin level via a finger-prick.


So, my loyal and faithful readers, I will close with ...


Musings from THE MIND OF BILLI POD (a memoir in progress)==>“Under no circumstances should tall people be mistaken for answers to crossword puzzles.”


GO YANKEES AND GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”


Friday, October 29, 2010

STYX Was Awesome==>DC Here Comes Billi Pod

Let me start by giving a report card on last night’s STYX concert with Benjamin Mark Sears aka BMS==>A+<==awesome show and fun time with BMS.


It had been a long long day for BMS so he took a rain-check on dinner after the show and headed back to his outer-borough residence in the wasteland known as Brooklyn.


I am happy to report that he made it “home” safely with no problems with border patrol, the immigration checkpoint, passport control, or Homeland Security.


And, BMS, thanks for the invitation to visit your new digs in late February/early March. I really appreciate you working me in like this.


Tonight’s entertainment event-8:00==>THE BREAK OF NOON-“an exploration of the daunting process of ‘finding religion’ following the worst office shooting in American history.” David Duchovny and Amanda Peet star in this Off Broadway show in very early previews.


When the show is over I will come back to PHC, of course, and basically chill until it is time to head out for THE RALLY TO RESTORE SANITY.


Billi Pod will leave PHC @ 4:00am and head down to the bus pickup site @ 31st Street and 8th Avenue for our 5:00am departure.


Will bring with me: some protein bars; a heavy towel to sit on; my iPhone charger; my trusty AM/FM Walkman; some crossword puzzles; 2 days worth of meds and eye drops; water; and, Billi Pod’s usual sunny/funny disposition (it has been in storage).


Oh, in response to several emails asking the same question: “Why the f**k are you doing this?” the answer, my loyal and faithful readers, is twofold: (1) because I want to; and, (2) because I can.


Billi Pod is mega-charged!!!


Because of the rally I will be unable to watch the GATORS/GEORGIA game, which may be a blessing in disguise.


GO YANKEES AND GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Thirty Five Years Ago - WOW!!

As a follow-up to the posting I made on December 19, 2009, I found this in Saturday’s online edition of my former hometown newspaper, The Polk County Democrat, Bartow, Florida:

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History From Our Files


Compiled from the files of The Democrat by Loyal Frisbie


35 Years Ago


"County Judge William A. Norris, Jr., has been appointed by Gov. Reubin Askew to succeed Circuit Judge Allie H. Lane on Jan. 15."

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Yep, as I said - time does indeed fly.


Go Gators!!


Billi Pod

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”