Showing posts with label confession. Show all posts
Showing posts with label confession. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Billi Pod Loved LYSISTRATA JONES

First ... in the name of fair and unbiased reporting Billi Pod has to share with you loyal and faithful readers that he had one of those OMFG!! moments before his show last night. What am I talking about you are no doubt breathlessly asking? Well, this is it ...


I was at my theater on 48th Street, between 8th and Broadway, a few minutes before 7:30. I presented my TDF ticket confirmation email to the box office guy and ... gasp ... he couldn’t find my ticket ... he looked and looked. WTF?


Then he looked again at the confirmation email and said ... “Sir, your ticket was mailed to you ... as it says in this email, we can’t give you a replacement ticket.” OMFG!!


He was, of course, right. The ticket was back at PHC @ 420 W. 42nd Street. 99.5% of the TDF tickets are picked up at the box office, but not this one. OMFG!!


It was 7:35. Could I make it back to PHC, take the elevator up 41 floors, find the ticket, take the elevator down 41 flights and make it back to 48th and Broadway in time to make the 8:00 curtain?


I had to give it a shot, course, so off I went. The sidewalks were crowded. 10 minutes later I was in PHC. Got the ticket and headed back out. The sidewalks were even more crowded ... get the f**k out of my way people.


Was back at the theater at 7:55, sweaty and out of breath ... but ... Billi Pod had done it ... OMFG!!


Had just enough time to get the usual hearing device (which I didn’t need) and find my excellent orchestra seat, row R, seat 12. Whew ... all was well again in Billi Pod’s world, even though he felt like a majorly dumb asshole ... anyway ...

Billi Pod’s report card on last night’s preview performance of the new Broadway musical LYSISTRATA JONES==>A.


The show, about a losing basketball team and one-girl’s attempt to procure a win, at-all-costs, was a lot of fun. The cast is excellent led by Patti Murin as Lysistrata and Liz Mikel as Hetaira.


I thought that the staging and choreography was outstanding and the youngish audience was really into the show.


I know that there has been some nasty postings on some of the Broadway chat boards about whether the show should have transferred from Off Broadway to Broadway ... but ... so what ... because ... folks ... trust Billi Pod on this ... if you want to laugh and smile==>see this show. I think it will find an audience.


When I got back to PHC after the show I calculated the total distance involved in going into and from the theater plus to and from because of my ticket fiasco and it was 2.7+ miles.


Well ... at least I also got a day’s worth of exercise.


Tonight’s entertainment event for Billi Pod is ...

7:30==>NEW YORK PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA @ Avery Fisher Hall - R. Strauss: Don Quixote; and, Beethoven: Symphony No. 6, "Pastoral." (subscription series)


I know that the Christmas season and festivities are a long way off (at least in Billi Pod’s head-clock) but I want to share with you loyal and faithful readers that I have just completed my traditional Christmas musical events schedule ...


November 27 - “Messiah-Refreshed”

December 11- Holiday Brass

December 13 - NY Phil’s Handel’s “Messiah”

December 18 - Vienna Boys Choir

December 31- NY Phil’s New Year’s Gala


In closing ...

Jus askin==>how in the name of God and professional ethics could Jerry ‘I shouldn’t have showered with kids’ Sandusky’s lawyer permit him to participate in that phone interview with Bob Costas yesterday? That was unbelievably stupid and, if my opinion, bordering on malpractice. Jus sayin ...


GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.”

ALEX-83

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Billi Pod Says==>See SEMINAR!!

What a beautiful fall morning in The Big Apple, The Greatest City In The World - sunny and 55ยบ at 8:30am.


Had a wonderful evening at the theater last night at SEMINAR, starring Alan Rickman as a international literary figure giving a writing class to 4 young aspiring writers.


Billi Pod’s report card==>A<==Rickman gives a Tony-worthy performance. One minute you hate him - the next minute you totally identify with him. The rest of the cast is excellent and the story line is engrossing.


It logs in at about 1:45, without intermission, and I think it could use just a bit of tightening, but this is only a minor quibble because I remained totally focused for the entire performance.


Folks, if you are in the mood for an riveting evening of theater, this is definitely the show for you. See it.


OK my loyal and faithful readers out there in the morass known as cyberspace, it is time for Billi Pod to make a confession. Yes ... he said CONFESSION ... so ... get ready ... here it comes ... gasp ... are you sure you are ready ... OK ... now ... in the name of fair and unbiased reporting ...


Yesterday Billi Pod made a promise to Self that he was going to see MONEYBALL today, regardless of what might show up on any of his ticket services. His exact words were ...


“ ... despite what might come up on my ticket services etc tomorrow==>Billi Pod will see MONEYBALL. It Is So Ordered!!”


Well, last night something that he has been really wanting to see did, in fact, come up on one of his ticket services and ... without hesitation ... he booked it.


Yes, Billi Pod broke his promise to Self in order to see ...

8:00==>ALL-AMERICAN - “A suburban dad and former NFL star works hard to make his daughter the new star quarterback at her new school, while he ignores her brainy twin brother.” (Off Broadway - complimentary ticket)


Actually, I have to admit ... if the choice is between seeing a movie or a play/musical with a comp. or discounted ticket ... it is a no-brainer for this theater-nut ... the play/musical will win-out 99.5% of the time.


Yes, he could see both the movie and the play on the same day, but, he just isn’t in the mood for a doubleheader today ... so ...

Billi Pod has now made his confession to you loyal and faithful readers ... he feels better ... and it is time to move on ...


But ...


To Self==> I will see MONEYBALL before it gets pulled from the Manhattan theaters ... I thee promise.


GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.”

ALEX-77