From The Supreme Court of The Clan of Norris

To: Kathryn N. Bendeck aka Kathi; John Bendeck, MD aka Dr. John; William A. Norris, III aka Billyboy aka The Bill; Alexander Falletta aka Army Guy aka Lex; and Christopher Falletta aka Topher.

From: The Supreme Court of The Clan of Norris

Re: Order and Directions for Time Frame December 22 to 27, 2009

Based on past history and other considerations and in order to maintain the integrity and reputation of The Clan of Norris, it is hereby:

ORDERED AND ADJUDGED that:

1. If one William A. Norris, Jr., DOB 4/23/34, aka Dad aka Granddaddy aka Billi Pod utters the phrase :

“...LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THAT...”

or any similar phrase, at anytime, under any circumstances, you, individually and/or collectively, MUST immediately and without hesitation respond loudly and directly, with:

“SHUT THE FUCK UP!!”

2. You must continue with the above response until the aforesaid William A. Norris, Jr., does indeed SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Herein failith not under dire consequences only the undersigned can and will administer.

Signed: The Supreme Court of The Clan of Norris