Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Billi Pod & David Go Artsy in Paree!!

Well, my loyal and faithful readers, after a near-record, gasp, 9 hours sleep to get over jet lag, Billi Pod and David finally started our second day on the rues of Paris.


After a pleasant 15 minute walk along the Left Bank of the Seine we arrived at Museum d’ Orsay - my favorite Paris Museum. Generally considered the world greatest Impressionist museum, we spent two and one half hours looking at scores of Van Goghs, Manets, Degas, Reniors and Toulouse-Lautrecs. A sign apologized for not having the dozen or so Monets on display. They have all been loaned to the Museum Grand Palais which is exhibiting history’s largest Monet display consisting of 177 of his works. We have reservations to see it at 2 p.m. Monday.


When we left d’Orsay we took off to the Right Bank where I left David in a cafe to work his crossword puzzles while I sought out more modern art at the Jeu de Paume. Spent about 90 minutes there.


We got back to the apartment around 5:15 and after a quick salad and soup we caught the bus for tonight’s highlight, the musical MAMMA MIA at the Mogador Theatre.


It was in French. I had seen it several times on Broadway and had no problem following the show with Abba’s lyrics in French, however, David (who speaks and understands very basic French) had never seen it. Since the majority of the musical is song and dance, he came out with a big smile even though our seats were nearly even with the height of The Eiffel Tower. The house was sold-out.


After a circuitous coupling of bus and metro we returned to Pont Neuf where we crossed The Seine on foot to arrive back at his apartment around 11:30.


It was a wonderful, exciting, exhilarating and tiring day.


Tomorrow’s plans are yet to be decided at the moment.


GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Billi Pod’s Report From Across The Pond

Hi my loyal and faithful readers. It is 10:45pm, Tuesday evening, in Paris, France, and Billi Pod is soooooooo very happy to report that I am here, safe, sound, happy and very tired. Let me give you a quick (for moi) report.


The trip to JFK went fine. This time I used a car service rather than Super Shuttle. Arrived in plenty of time. Had no problems checking in and clearing security. When I got to the gate I was able to change my seat to an exit row aisle. Yeah!!


Just before the boarding process began a group of Hassidic Jews, who I later learned were returning to Paris following a worldwide conference in NYC, stood and began praying and stuff, about 25 in number. It really spooked some of the other passengers.


Anyway, the flight boarded on time and pushed back from the gate on time, and then ... tada ... we were stuck on the tarmac for almost an hour.


One of the Jewish group was seated next to me but we really didn’t get a chance to talk because he immediately went to sleep and didn’t wake up until we began our descent into Paris, 7 hours later.


The flight went fine and, of course, I was unable to sleep. I spent the time finishing my reading assignment and working crosswords. Actually, the time went by very fast.


We made up some of the lost time and actually touched down at CDG basically on schedule, however, there was a mechanical glitch at the gate and we were delayed almost 30 minutes getting off. It was 7:18am and it had begun to lightly rain.


I am happy to report that: my duffle bag arrived; I had no problems with passport control and security; was able to find the right train into Paris; got off at the proper station; found David’s building; buzzed myself in; and was in his apartment on The Seine at 9:10am. It was raining. Yes, I was tired. We had lots of catching up to do and we did.


At 11:00am we headed out to the outdoor market at Rue Buci for fruit and veggies. Then an aimless walk around St-Germain-des-Pres and the labyrinth of streets around St-Michel. It was raining.


When we got back to the apartment I have to confess, in the name of fair and unbiased reporting, that Billi Pod napped for almost 2 hours, gasp!!


At 4:30p.m. we did a series of on-again off-again bus rides to Pigalle, Moulin Rouge and other spots for sinning (David’s words, not mine).


Then we went up Montmartre to Basilica Sacre Coure and our traditional first night view of Paris lights. It was raining


We bussed back to Centre Pompideau, walked through Les Halles and then caught a bus home. We were back at 8:00pm. It was raining.


David then prepared an excellent home-cooked meal.


Our plans tomorrow will probably include some art galleries and then we have an 8:00 performance of Mamma Mia.


OK, everyone is almost 11:30pm and I am very very tired, so ... talk with you later. Please excuse any errors, etc.


GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Sunday In The Big Apple

In the name of fair and balanced reporting Billi Pod has to admit to his loyal and faithful readers that yesterday he was a total 100% couch-potato, watching college football from noon until, gasp, midnight.


Oh, he did some things in preparation for his Paris Adventure, but basically he was A COUCH-POTATO!!!



As you know, The Gators kicked butt, winning 55-14 over Vandy, while both the ‘Noles and The Canes lost. LSU (a team the Gators could/should have beaten) beat ‘Bama so who knows who is going to win the SEC West. If the Gators, with 3 conference losses, beat the limp-cocks aka South Carolina next Saturday then Florida will advance to the SEC Championship against WTF knows?


Yes, the college football scene remains, well, a mess, and no one can predict the end of the season outcome, that is for certain.


Anyhow, today Billi Pod has an entertainment doubleheader, both Broadway shows ...


3:00==>ELLING-“a comedy about a wildly mismatched pair of roommates trying to embrace life, love, friendship, pizza, poetry and women.” Brandon Fraser is in the cast.


The show is in very early previews and the “buzz” is definitely mixed.


7:00==>RAIN: A TRIBUTE TO THE BEATLES ON BROADWAY-“multi-media concert tribute to the Beatles.”


I am 98.5% ready to head across The Pond to Paris aka The City of Smelly People. Still, however, working on my reading assignments.


GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Billi Pod's Paris Adventure Schedule

Hi my loyal and faithful readers, this is Billi Pod’s schedule for the upcoming Paris (aka The City of Smelly People) Adventure, beginning on Monday, November 8th and ending on Tuesday, November 16th:


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Monday - 05:55pm - depart JFK AA #44


Tuesday - 06:30am - arrive Paris CGD


I will be staying with my former law school roomie, David West, formerly of Gainesville, FL, in his very nice apartment on The Left Bank, directly across the Seine River from The Louvre.

Wednesday - 08:00pm - Mamma Mia


Thursday - Armistice Day (a very important day in France, I am told)


Friday - 08:00am - pick up our rental car and drive to the Normandy area where we will overnight in Bayeux at HOTEL LE BAYEUX. No Billi Pod will not be driving.


Saturday - 8:30am to 5:30pm - American Highlights Tour, which includes: Sainte Mere Eglise (the first town liberated by US troops); Airborne Museum; Airborne Drop Zones; Utah Beach; Pointe du Hoc (infamous German gun position); Omaha Beach; and Colleville US Cemetary (resting place of 9,387 US service personnel)


On Saturday night we are not certain where we will overnight.


Sunday - return to Paris in the evening via our rental car


Monday - 2:00 - Monet Exhibit (dammit I can’t remember the location)


Tuesday - 09:55am - depart Paris - AA #45; 01:15pm - arrive JFK


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I will have my iBook with me and will have internet access while in David's apartment. Not sure about when we are in Normandy. Hopefully I can post both to my FaceBook Wall and to this blog.


If you are interested, the projected weather patterns in Paris almost mirror NYC this time of year.


Billi Pod is very charged, to say the least.


Sunday is the New York Marathon. Did you know that Billi Pod (actually that wasn’t his name back then) ran in, and successfully completed, the 1978/79 Marathons--no joke==>got pictures to prove it. No big deal back then. Only about 10,000 runners and all you had to do was pay your entrance fee and show up. You didn’t even get a T-shirt or anything at the end of the race. Not that way now, that is for sure.


Have a theater double header for tomorrow that I will post about in the morning.


GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”

Saturday - GO GATORS!!

A beautiful brisk day in The Greatest City In The World and Billi Pod is definitely in a countdown mode for the Paris Adventure beginning on Monday.


Yesterday-finally==>face-time/brunch with student/General Manager Scott Reed @ Grey Dog in Chelsea==>nice to catch up on things and stuff and get even more details regarding his involvement with The Benefit for The Elton John AIDS Foundation.

Last night’s entertainment event was LETTER FROM ALGERIA-“a dark drama about 3 students studying abroad and their “relationships” with a mega-rich man of mystery.” My report card==>C-<==story line totally unbelievable and I hated every one of the characters.


Today at noon==>GATORS @ VANDY on MSG. It goes without saying that the Gators must win this, and the remainder of their games, in order to salvage the season and play in a meaningful bowl game.


Tonight will probably catch DUE DATE, the just opened road-comedy starring Robert Downey, Jr.


Will post details on my Paris Adventure later today, hopefully.


GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Thursday==>rain and gray in The Big Apple


It is rainy and gray in The Big Apple and it is supposed to be like this for the rest of the day and into the evening.


I will take this opportunity to do some more reading in my homework assignment for my upcoming trip to Paris aka "The City of Smelly People."


As expected, the daily papers are full of stories analyzing the election results locally and nationally and, my loyal and faithful readers, there is no way for us Yellow Dog Democrats to put a positive spin on any of it==>it was an ass whuppin’, plain and simple and I am not certain Obama understands the depth of the anger and frustration against all levels of government and against his apparent lack of leadership skills.


How will this translate in 2012 and is he a one-term President? I honestly don’t know the answer to either question. I do not, however, believe the American people, no matter how unhappy we may be, will vote to replace Obama with Palin. Someone else, maybe, Palin==>No.


Moving on ... this is Billi Pod’s report card on yesterday’s entertainment double header:


WINGS==>C<==just didn’t work for me and I think the reason is that I found the story line about the ravishing effects of a stroke to be too difficult for me to process. I think most of the audience had the same reaction since it was a Wednesday matinee (which I hate) and the average age was 60+. Too close to home, I guess.


OFFICE HOURS==>B<==excellent ensemble cast and definitely worth seeing.


Tonight-8:00==>IMAGINING HESCHEL- “Richard Dreyfuss stars in this imagining of a private conversations between Cardinal Augustin Bea and Rabbi Abraham Heschel in 1968. The Pope sent Bea to Heschel to implore him to accept a formal and public apology from the Catholic Church for their silence during the Holocaust and Heschel turned the meetings around lobbying the Pope to formally exonerate the Jews for the death of Christ.” Richard Dreyfuss in a limited Off-Broadway run - WOW!!


Baseball note==>Jeter’s agent’s response to Hal Steinbrenner==>“Clearly, baseball is a business and Derek’s impact on the sport’s most valuable franchise can’t be overstated.” Oh, yes, lines are about to be drawn in the sand.


Billi Pod is in a countdown mode for his upcoming trip to Paris aka “The City of Smelly People.” Many more details in a later posting.


GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

The Election==>WHAM!! WOW!! OMG!! WTF!!

WHAM!! WOW!! OMG!! WTF!!


Well, the results are in and to say that voters nationwide are outraged is a major understatement. I hope the “pols” i.e. “those in power” get the message. But the problem is==>the “message” is in the eye of the beholder.


Billi Pod foresees 2 years of utter chaos in Washington because gridlock in the legislative process is a virtual given now that the Dems control the Senate and the Reps control The House and the veto-club remains in Bam’s hand.

But the bottomline is that a large majority of this grand ole country are PISSED with government, local, state, national. We will just have to wait and see how it all plays out.


So, my loyal and faithful readers, now let’s move on to other things, like ...


Billi Pod’s report card on BRIEF ENCOUNTERS==>charming and delightful. The staging and acting is terrific. It is a play with music, not a musical. See it if you can.


Today is a theater doubleheader--


2:00==>WINGS- a drama set in the 1920s about a female daredevil wing-walker who is stricken with a stroke.” The show has received excellent reviews.


7:00==>OFFICE HOURS-“written by A. R. Gurney specifically for the Flea’s resident acting company, the play explores the teaching of the classics in our modern world.”




Brief baseball news==>the Yankee front office began the process of re-signing free-agents Derek Jeter, 36, and Mariano Rivera, 40, with the following remark from Hal Steinbrenner: “There’s always the possibility that things could get messy. ... Hank and I need to keep a level head and realize that we’re running a business .”


To Billi Pod this translates to: “take what we offer, you soon-to-be old farts, or go f**k yourselves.”


Gonna be interesting.


GO YANKEES AND GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Congrats To The Giants!!

Major congrats to the GIANTS and their fans for their first World Series Championship in 56 years. It was a very exciting game to watch, and, yes, Billi Pod stayed in to watch it, hoping that the RANGERS would come back from the abyss. Alas, it wasn’t to be. What a pitching dual between Cliff Lee and Tim Lincecum. Lee made one bad pitch and==>WHAM!!<==it was over.


Now the bidding war begins for Lee, who becomes a free agent. Will he come to the Yankees? Truthfully, my gut tells me no, but only time will tell.


You know, it’s gonna be a tough 5 months for Billi Pod as he anxiously awaits the start of the 2011 season, I mean, The Gators season has tanked, and who cares about pro-football and/or basketball ... I mean ... baseball is the national past time and it will be in hiatus for almost 5 months ... oh well ... nuttin Billi Pod can do ‘bout it, so ...


Monday was pretty much a so-so day==>errands and stuff took longer than anticipated and as mentioned above, I stayed in to watch the World Series game.


Tonight’s entertainment event is a Broadway show that has received very good reviews-8:00==>BRIEF ENCOUNTERS-“the romantic journey of an unhappily married woman and a handsome doctor who meet unexpectedly in a train station coffee shop.” This is a part of my Roundabout Theatre subscription series.



Hard to believe that one week from today I will be in Paris with roomie David West.


David has mandated that I read two books prior to my arrival in The City of Smelly People==>“The Longest Day” and “Pegasus Bridge” in preparation for our planned trip to Normandy. More details to come. I am only 1/3 thru "The Longest Day," so I better post this and then do some reading.


GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”


Monday, November 1, 2010

Billi Pod Reports on October 2010==>You Decide!

Billi Pod’s entertainment events for October 2010 in New York City, The Greatest City In The World, are diverse, interesting and eclectic, in my humble opinion==>theater, rock concerts, post-season baseball games, movies and a historic rally, not in NYC but down in DC.


But, as always, it is up to you loyal and faithful readers to decide, so without further ado ... here are Billi Pod’s entertainment stats for the month of October 2010 --


In checking my daily log (log, not diary - real guys don’t keep diaries) I find that during the month of October 2010 Billi Pod did/saw/attended the following:


4 Broadway shows (La Bete, The Scottsboro Boys, Mrs. Warren’s Profession, and Colin Quinn: Long Story Short); 13 Off Broadway shows; 3 movies (The Social Network, It's Kind Of A Funny Story, and Red); 2 rock music concerts (Roger Waters-The Wall and STYX); and 4 Yankee post season games (2 wins & 2 losses - season record==>34 wins & 20 losses).


The highlight of the month was, of course, Jon Stewart’s RALLY TO RESTORE SANITY in Washington, DC, on October 30th with 200,000+ of my closest friends. A close second was the STYX concert with BMS aka Benjamin Mark Sears.


Major downers for the month==>The Yankees imploding and failing to make it back to the World Series and==>The Gators miserable stretch of losing 3 consecutive games, for the first time since the dark ages of Charlie Pell and his ilk and==>failure to have any face time with student/General Manager John Scott Reed.


During the month there were, gasp, 7 days/nights when Billi Pod stayed in PHC without attending some entertainment event. On 5 of these occasions Billi Pod was in a couch-potato mode glued to the TV, watching ...tada... Yankee games.


I posted regularly to my FaceBook Wall: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?

ref=name&id=100000655659050.


Billi Pod also posted 30 times on this blog: http://wanorrisjr.blogspot.com, although in a somewhat abbreviated format.


So, my loyal and faithful readers, there you have it. Was it another outstanding month in The Big Apple? I humbly think so, but it is up to you to decide, because --


I report - you decide.


GO YANKEES AND GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”

Monday In The Big Apple.

It is a bright and brisk fall day in The Greatest City In The World and, hopefully, all of the ghosts, ghouls, witches and neo-conservatives are gone for another year.


Today will be the usual errands and stuff and tonight is ... gasp ... open at the moment, but wait my loyal and faithful readers, not to worry because I have an idea that Billi Pod will find “something” to do entertainment-wise.


Yesterday afternoon I saw a matinee performance of CRITICAL MASS-“A revenge comedy about a pair of married opera critics who are forced to reexamine their priorities when the tenor whose career they ruined moves in with them.”


Billi Pod’s report card==>B+<==excellent acting, lots of laughs and harpooning of the role of critics in the arts world.


A totally unbelievable story line, but if you need a laugh==>see it.


Thanks to everyone for the nice emails, texts and postings regarding my DC adventure.


Have just finished collecting the entertainment stats for October and will post them later.


The countdown to Billi Pod’s 2010 Paris Adventure, November 8-16, has begun.


GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Billi Pod's Rally To Restore Sanity Report==>AWESOME!

I want to take this opportunity to tell you loyal and faithful readers the details and stuff regarding Saturday’s RALLY TO RESTORE SANITY. It is kinda long, you are warned, so here goes:


I left the apartment at 3:45am in order to make it down to the bus departure site located a the intersection of 31st @ 8th Ave, next to Penn Station, in plenty of time for the scheduled 5:00am departure time. We were asked to be there at 4:15am in order to facilitate the boarding of the 11 buses, each seating 50.


Had considered walking down but then thought better of it and quickly got a taxi. When I arrived the boarding process had already begun and I got on Bus #2, with a window seat.


My seat mate (for both legs of the trip) was Jess, a very nice looking 22 yo old college senior (can’t remember the name of his school) who is a journalism major and lives in Danbury, CT. We got along very well, exchanging background information, beliefs, opinions and just guy-stuff.


I was the oldest person on the bus but there were at least 10 in their 50-60s. The majority were in the 20-30 range, equally divided Male/Female.


We departed at 4:37am, making one charter-bus-mandated pit-stop along the way. Of course I couldn’t sleep so I spent most of the time working crosswords and reading one of the books I have to finish before I make my trip to Paris in a week (more about that later).


We pulled into Union Station at 9:15am and the weather was perfect, bright cloudless skies and a cool breeze. Our Bus Captain (a volunteer) gave us information about our departure location and then off we went, pretty much each in his own way. I made a quick pit-stop in the already crowded and teeming Union Station and then followed the crowd to The National Mall.


I had thought I would wander around a bit but when I saw the crowds already inside the rally area I knew I had better go ahead and find a spot where I would have a good view of a Jumbotron. I found a spot about 1/3 back from the main stage, on the left side facing the stage with an excellent view of a Jumbotron.


I staked out “my space” with a large blue bath towel and my backpack and sat down to wait, happy that I would be able to be a part of this event while sitting down. Had my picture taken (which I posted on my FB wall). It was 9:45am.


Well, my loyal and faithful readers, at this point let me try to summarize the so-called “sitting-down” concept, in this fashion ... it f**king didn’t work out that way because in about 15 minutes the space in front of me was filled with standing folks and was either side and the back. I had to get up, so I did, and remained standing for rest of the 5 long hours.


The people around me couldn’t have been nicer. There was one guy who appeared to be about my age. It was a cross-section of the United States, not joking, blacks, whites, Latino, Mideast, Muslim, Jews, old, young, males, females, and everyone was so excited and happy to be a part of this event.


Some had self-made signs, some were in costume and everyone was pleasant and polite even as the space became more and more cramped. I struck up a nice running conversation with 4 early 20s guys who had driven down from Philly.


Actually, the 2 hours passed pretty fast, all things considered. The Jumbotron streamed videos of excerpts from past Stewart/Colbert shows. At 12:00 the musical group The Roots came on and performed with John Legend. At 12:45pm the two guys from “Myth Busters” came on and basically messed with the crowd.


Then it was time for the main program to begin when Jon Stewart came on at 1:00pm. After his opening remarks in came Stephen Colbert. Colbert wore a crazy outfit and sparred verbally with Stewart for the remainder of the show. The two of them ushered in various superstars of stage & screen including but not limited to: The Roots, John Legend, Tony Bennett, Kid Rock, Sheryl Crow, Sam Watterson, Ozzy Osbourne and Cat Stevens.


The dramatic highlight of the rally was the closing, approximately 15 minute statement by Jon, part of which is below ---


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“...This was not a rally to ridicule people of faith, or people of activism, or look down our noses at the heartland, or passionate argument, or to suggest that times are not difficult and that we have nothing to fear. They are, and we do.


But we live now in hard times, not end times. And we can have animus, and not be enemies. But unfortunately, one of our main tools in delineating the two broke. The country’s 24-hour political-pundit, perpetual-panic conflictinator did not cause our problems, but its existence makes solving them that much harder. The press can hold its magnifying glass up to our problems, bringing them into focus, illuminating issues heretofore unseen. Or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire, and then perhaps host a week of shows on the "dangerous, unexpected flaming ants epidemic!" If we amplify everything, we hear nothing.


...We know, instinctively, as a people, that if we are to get through the darkness and back into the light, we have to work together. And the truth is there will always be darkness, and sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn’t the Promised Land. Sometimes, it’s just New Jersey. But we do it anyway, together.”

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Amen, brother, Amen!!


Then Tony Bennett sang a very emotional “America The Beautiful” and the rally was over. It was just a few minutes after 3:00pm.


The crowd estimates have been in the 215,000-250,000 range. F**KING AWESOME!!


It took a long time to make it to one of the exits and then begin the mile-long uphill walk back to Union Station.


In the name of fair and unbiased reporting I have to state that I was somewhat surprised at the toll the 5 hours of standing took on my legs, considering how much walking I do here in The Big Apple. The first place I found I plopped myself down and began giving my legs and knees a rubdown. To say that they were tired and sore is a major understatement.



Had about 90 minutes to kill so I spent part of it in Union Station and the rest in a coffee shop.


Happily, everyone found their way back to Bus #2 and we headed back to The Greatest City in The World at 6:10pm and, as might be expected, traffic was very heavy leaving DC. Lots of laughing and talking for the first hour and a half and then everyone settled into an almost coma-like state. Everyone, that is, except Billi Pod, who spent his time listening to the RANGERS/GIANTS game on his trusty Walkman AM/FM radio. His grandson Topher kept him advised of the end of the Gator game via texts. Whew!!


Actually the time went by pretty fast, we did have a mandated 10 minute pit stop. It was 11:07pm when we got off the bus at 31st @ 8th. Lots of people in Halloween costumes walking around. I decided to fore go trying to get a taxi so I walked the 11 blocks back to the apartment.


It was 11:23pm when I opened the door to PHC, very tired, very hungry and very sleepy. It had been a long long day, to say the least.


Had wings and pizza and then after thanking my Higher Power, whom I choose to call God, for giving me the opportunity to be a part of this historic event, Billi Pod crashed at 1:30am.


Sorry, much too long I know, but THE RALLY TO RESTORE SANITY WAS==>AWESOME!!!


GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Billi Pod Is Ready For The Rally To Restore Sanity!!

It is 1:30am Saturday morning and Billi Pod is all packed up and ready to go. Will head down to 31st and 8th @ 4:00am. All I have been doing is walking around in a circle. No sleep, of course.


When the bus actually departs I will turn off my iPhone to save battery time. Will turn it back on when we pull into Union Station in DC, hopefully at 9:00am.


The rally will be carried live beginning at noon on Comedy Central and C-Span. Look for me, I will be the guy in a Yankee jacket, wearing a Gator cap.


Mega-excited!!


GO GATORS!!


Billi Pod

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”